DoG
Matt Hlinak








Culann Riordan was a high school English teacher with poor impulse control and a taste for liquor. He fled to Alaska before the state could yank his teaching certificate and possibly toss him in jail. He hires on as a commercial fisherman aboard the Orthrus, a dingy vessel crewed by a colorful assortment of outcasts seeking their fortune beyond the reaches of civilization. As he struggles to learn how to survive the rigors of life at sea and the abuses of the crew, he fishes a mysterious orbout of the depths of the ocean and comes into conflict with the diabolical captain of the Orthrus. 

If he is to live long enough to see the sunset, Culann must escape from the Captain, survive on an island in the Bering Sea populated only by a pack of feral dogs, find out how to control the orb’s destructive power, and come to grips with his sizable character flaws.






Matt Hlinak

DoG 





Part I

FOOL’S GOLD







Diary of Culann Riordan, Day 1


I don’t know what day it is or how long I’ve been out here or how long it’s been since I found it, so I’m just going to have to call this Day 1. I’m not sure who I’m writing to, since I don’t think I’ve got very long to live, nor do I expect anyone who finds this diary to have long to live either. Maybe it will be found by people from a future society whose science (magic?) is sufficiently advanced to allow them to survive on this island.

Maybe I’ll be able to teach the dogs to read…

The point is—well, I guess I don’t have a point, since I’m really just killing time.

If I had a point it would be that I’m writing this for myself, not even with the expectation that I’ll ever read what I’m writing, but that perhaps the act of writing will help me understand what has happened. That I’m even in this mess seems to me to be clearly the result of my misdeeds, but the fact that I alone survived tells me… what? Do I deserve to still be alive, or is my survival continued punishment?

I feel reasonably good today (if you can even call what this is “today” when I haven’t seen the sun rise or set in weeks). The right leg is almost completely healed, which has taken a lot of the pressure off the left leg, leading to modest improvement on that front. I don’t think I’ll ever be able to walk without my trusty barstool-leg cane. As you (whoever you are) can see by my penmanship, the right hand is a mess, but I’m considering myself lucky that I can even write at all.

The dogs are driving me crazy. I can’t take more than three steps without tripping over one of them. It creeps me out the way their eyes follow me whatever I do. Dozens of guileless eyes always trained on me, monitoring my slightest movement. I can’t tell if it’s out of loving devotion, or whether they’re planning the perfect moment to leap on top of me and strip the flesh from my bones. I can’t get that image out of my head…

I don’t know what I’d do without them.







1


Like many of Pyrite’s other residents, Culann Riordan had run into some trouble in the Lower Forty-Eight and hoped for a fresh start in America’s last frontier. Pyrite is a remote island village about a mile off Alaska’s west coast. In the summer, the population peaks at around forty, mostly fishermen. The rest are the women and children hearty and unfortunate enough to belong to the family of an Alaskan fisherman.

Culann arrived in Pyrite in early June, just before the end of the school year.

Someone else would be administering the final exams for his classes. He stumbled off the ferry, dropping his near-empty thermos onto the dock. What little vodka remained soaked into the planks. Culann kicked the thermos into the water where it bobbed in the ferry boat’s wake. The captain, a fat, little man dressed incongruously in a Hawaiian shirt, smirked and reversed his engines, heading back to the mainland. Culann had been his only passenger, and no one had come to greet their arrival.

At this time of year and at this latitude, the sun barely dipped below the horizon in the evening. The sun was out of sight, but its light still bleached the night sky. Between the black water below him and the pale sky above, the world in which Culann found himself seemed completely devoid of color, like the surface of the moon. It was a far cry from the miles of lush lawns he’d been accustomed to back home.

He reached into his pocket and drew out a crumpled post-it note with 27 Pyrite Avenue scribbled on it. He walked to the end of the dock and stepped down onto a long, gravel road that seemed to stretch the length of the small island. Though it was unmarked, Culann assumed he was standing on Pyrite Avenue since he could see no other roads. Off to his right was a short trailer which ran right up to the road. A post pounded into the ground next to it had a 1 painted on it. To his left was little more than a log cabin, which had a 2 painted on its door.

He trudged up the gravel road, setting off a symphony of barking dogs. One dog owner or another would periodically tell the mutts to shut the hell up without success.

Culann didn’t encounter anyone aside from a sixtyish Native woman with long black hair wearing a raincoat despite the clear skies above. She waved stoically from the doorway of a humble dwelling as he passed by. Culann waved back.

About a mile from the dock, Culann came upon a dirty, white trailer with a rusty trash barrel out front that had a 27 painted on it. A thunderous barking emerged from behind the thin aluminum door. A familiar voice called out, “Fuck off, Alphonse,” and the barking ceased. Eager to be reunited with his cousin, Culann quickened his pace. He promptly tripped over a rut and pitched headfirst into the concrete step leading up to Frank’s front door.

“Culann, is that you?”

Frank flung the door open. The bottom corner caught Culann on the forehead just as he was pushing himself off the ground. He rolled to his back and lay on the grass with one bloody gash in his forehead from the door joined by a smaller cut on the temple from the fall.

“What the hell happened to you?” Frank asked.

“I believe I lost my footing,” Culann replied with a slight slur to his speech.

“And you’re supposed to be the smart one,” Frank said with a smile.

Frank grabbed his cousin under the armpits and dragged him up over the step and into the trailer.




2


Before moving to Alaska, Culann had been a high school English teacher with poor impulse control and a taste for liquor. He’d left Schaumburg, Illinois, before they could yank his teaching certificate and possibly toss him in jail. Frank offered to help Culann get on a commercial fishing vessel with him. Culann had no other prospects for employment, so he accepted. But it was more than just a job. The work was exotic, grueling and fraught with peril. It was like he was being punished and rewarded at the same time. If he could hack it, he would emerge stronger, wiser and cleansed of his sins.

The cousins had been close as kids, growing apart as they got older. Frank was a year older, and they’d spent much of their youth traipsing together through the woods by Frank’s house. Frank maintained his love of the wilderness into adulthood, while Culann developed into a suburban mallrat. In their teenage years, the fifty-mile distance between their respective high schools became an unspannable chasm. They had their own friends, their own hobbies. Frank was into ice hockey, hunting and White Zombie, while Culann preferred soccer, video games and Weezer. After high school, Culann went off to college, and Frank became a roofer. They’d only seen each other at a handful of family gatherings in the past decade, although Culann had attended both of Frank’s weddings.

After five years in Alaska, Frank was barely recognizable. He had a bushy, black beard that obscured his dimpled-cheeks. His hair, which he’d worn in a crewcut for most of his life, flared out wildly from beneath his tattered Blackhawks hat. Always taller and stockier than Culann, he now sported an impressive beer gut that strained against his t-shirt. Though Culann had softened considerably from his soccer-playing days, he was still slim. The two had often joked about the prodigious bellies their fathers hauled around, but Frank was now every bit the Riordan man.

Alphonse, Frank’s blue-eyed Siberian husky, growled at first, but calmed down when he saw how pathetic Culann was, bleeding drunkenly on the rug. Frank administered “Alaskan first aid” by covering the cuts on Culann’s forehead with a rag and duct-taping it into place. Culann pulled himself onto the shabby couch that formed the centerpiece of Frank’s tiny living room, while Frank stepped out into the even tinier kitchen and returned with two cans of Molson.

“Here you go, Culann. Not like you need any more. Might as well get it out of your system now, cuz you’re gonna work your ass off in a couple of days.”

Culann thanked him for the beer, and Frank plopped down on the couch. Alphonse got up and lay across Frank’s feet, never once taking his eyes off Culann.

Frank didn’t have a TV, so they listened to the radio, an AM country-western station out of Fairbanks. Though this broad-bellied mountain man looked different from the boy he remembered, Frank’s gem-green eyes glittered familiarly from under the brim of his cap.

“So my mom says you’re some kind of child molester,” Frank said.

“It was just a misunderstanding.”

“You accidently fell into some little girl’s panties?”

“First off, I didn’t get into anyone’s panties. And second, she was sixteen.”

“I’m just messing with you, Culann. What happened?”

Culann sighed and rubbed the bridge of his nose. He took a swallow from his beer can and rested it on his knee.

“It was over spring break,” Culann said. “I didn’t go anywhere. I just stayed in town. There’s this tavern about half a mile from my house called DeLuca’s. I like it because I can walk home if I get too inebriated.”

“You always were so responsible.”

“I went over to DeLuca’s for lunch. It was a weekday, Thursday I think, so the place was pretty crowded over the lunch hour, and then there were only three people left after everybody else went back to work. Vic DeLuca, the owner, he’s a nice guy. I’ve been frequenting his place since I got out of college. Well, his daughter was on spring break, too, so she was helping out with the lunchtime rush. I never put two-and-two together, but his daughter is Kat DeLuca, who was in my class last year. Good student.”

“I bet she really polished your apple,” Frank said while stroking the air with his right hand.

Culann stood up, drained his beer and headed into Frank’s kitchen for another.

“Get me one,” Frank shouted.

“Fuck you,” Culann replied, but came back with two beers.

“Okay, so you got caught stroking this pussy-Kat?”

Culann silently sipped his beer.

“Come on, cuz. You got to sing for your supper. Tell me the story, or I’ll make you sleep outside. Let the mosquitoes suck you dry.”

Culann was not exactly enjoying Frank’s teasing, but he appreciated how they’d fallen instantly into their boyhood banter. Plus, Culann relished the opportunity to tell his side of the story to someone inclined to give him a fair hearing, wiseass comments aside.

“So Kat DeLuca was waiting on me, which was really weird for both of us because we were used to seeing each other in a completely different context. We’d spent hours together in class, but we really didn’t know one another at all. She’s used to seeing me in a tie everyday, and here I was dressed in a t-shirt and jeans, not to mention a long sight from sober on a Thursday afternoon.”

“I bet you made quite an impression.”

“I suppose I did. So, anyway, we were talking, and I was drunk. I was a lot more gregarious than usual. I was asking her questions, like what teachers didn’t she like, and then I was agreeing with her when she told me. These were the kinds of things a teacher shouldn’t be saying. And she was delighted because kids rarely get to hear adults speak so freely around them.”

At this point in the narrative, Alphonse let out a putrid fart. Frank shoved him away with his foot, but there was no escaping the smell in the tiny shack.

“He’s your dog all right, Frank,” Culann said with a cough.

“We can’t all be refined little pederasts like you.”

“I’m going to buy you a dictionary, you dumb hick. A pederast is into young boys, not sixteen-year-old girls. Although I’m not into sixteen-year-old girls either.”

“Okay, Noah Fucking Webster. What kind of perversion do you got?”

“I don’t have any kind of perversion.”

“So what do you call a guy with a hard-on for sixteen-year-old girls?”

“An ephebophile.”

“I knew you’d know it. So then what happened?”

“Well, we were really having a good time. I was telling tales outside of school, as they say—this teacher was arrested for drunk driving, that teacher cheats on her husband, this teacher is gay. And she was laughing and saying ‘I didn’t know you were so funny, Mr. Riordan.’ And then she started touching my arm when she was talking, and I realized we were getting into dangerous territory. Her dad was behind the bar, and he had to have seen this. So, discretion being the better part of valor and all that, I decided to take my leave.

“I just stood up and put my coat on. I played it cool. And then Kat said, ‘It was really nice talking to you, Mr. Riordan.’ And she gave me a hug. She was just the right height that the top of her head came up to my chin, and I wasn’t thinking or anything, I just gave grazed my lips across her hair. It was like an autonomic reaction, but there was nothing dirty about it. It was just a little peck on the top of the head.”

“If it was nothing, what are you doing in my living room?” Frank asked.

“Her dad saw it and went berserk. He came tearing out from behind the bar, and I didn’t have to think about it. I just pushed Kat away from me and ran. I banged into a table and bruised my thigh. It was at that point that Vic caught up with me and started punching me in the side of the head. He’s an older guy, but defending his daughter’s virtue gave him strength. I was saying, ‘Take it easy, Vic,’ and trying to push him away while heading for the door. I finally broke away from him, and he said he was going to get his gun, so I ran as fast as I could. I just left my car parked out front. As far as I know, it’s still there.”

This was more or less how it had all happened.

“That’s just precious, Culann. You give a girl a little smooch on the head and now you’re a wanted sex offender. You might as well have bent her over the bar for all the trouble you’re in.”

“That’s life. You get in as much trouble for almost doing something as when you actually do it. Let that be a lesson to you.”

“Hell, almost doing something has never been my problem.”

They both got good and drunk that night. Culann planned to dry out the next day.

Alphonse started to warm to him, or at least was no longer staring by morning, but Culann still didn’t dare pet him. He knew animals to be exceptional judges of character.





Diary of Culann Riordan, Day 2


None of this would have been possible without Worner’s cannonball. He thought it was his good luck charm — the good luck charm that got him killed.

The Orthrus men were a superstitious bunch, which isn’t surprising given their collective lack of education. More importantly, though, they work the kind of job where one piece of bad luck spells death. I don’t blame them for trying to tip the scales of luck in their favor.

Worner had the cannonball his grandfather had given him.

Frank had a lucky rabbit’s foot, which was nothing like the fake rabbit’s feet I used to buy at the novelty shop. No, this was the foot of a real-life rabbit Frank had found in a badger trap out in the woods. The rabbit had evidently gotten caught in the trap, and then some other creature came by and ate the rabbit, leaving just its trapped paw behind.

Why Frank would consider this lucky was never explained to my satisfaction.

McGillicuddy, in a surprisingly-romantic gesture, kept a lock of his wife’s hair tied with a strip of lace from her wedding dress. He showed it to me once and told me he’d tear out my “pink little nuts” if I told anyone. I don’t think this diary counts as a breach of that promise, but he can’t carry through on his threat at this point anyway.

I didn’t carry any good luck charm with me. Maybe I should have…







3


The cousins toured the island in Frank’s antique pick-up truck, which he’d driven across the frozen sea in winter. It seemed to Culann like a needless risk, since the entire island could be circled on foot in under an hour. Every other shack had its own truck rusting contentedly out front; they had all presumably gotten out here the same way as Frank’s. Most had long-expired or completely missing plates. The dashboard clock said it was seven-thirty in the morning, but the sky maintained the same hazy, twilit glow Culann had seen when he fell asleep. Northern Alaska in June really disrupts the circadian rhythms. As they drove, Frank explained who lived where and whether the resident was “a good dude” or “a guy you don’t fuck with.” Everyone, it seemed, fell into one category or the other.

The island was heavily wooded and swarming with mosquitoes. The windshield was encrusted with squashed bloodsuckers, and the cousins kept the windows rolled up to keep the bugs out. The inhabitants of Pyrite lived in haphazardly-spaced dwellings along the island’s eastern edge, which faced the mainland across a mile of calm, black water.

The western edge of the island was rockier and subject to the year-round tantrums of the Bering Sea. The eastern half of the island was bisected by Pyrite Avenue, the gravel road they now drove upon, with a few dirt side streets. “Downtown” Pyrite, which was about a quarter-mile from the ferry dock, consisted of a general store called Wal-Mart Jr. and a saloon with no sign. The latter was their final destination. So much for drying out today.

“C’mon,” Frank said, “you can buy me breakfast.”

Half of the men in town were there already. They were all large men. The shorter ones were stocky, while the skinnier ones were tall. Most were stocky and tall. They all wore dirty denim and scuffed boots. The youngest man couldn’t have been much over eighteen, with ruddy cheeks and a sparse goatee, yet the hand he extended to Culann was encased in about four decades worth of calluses. The oldest man was easily seventy, yet his shining, black eyes and erect shoulders suggested a spry youthfulness. Culann didn’t think he could compete physically with any man in this bar, although he realized that he would have to once they were all at sea together.

The tavern was little more than a smoke-filled shack with a bar along one wall and a long table down the middle. Culann tried to stifle a cough — he couldn’t remember the last time he’d encountered cigarettes indoors. Frank and Culann plopped down at the table next to a wiry, white-haired man.

“Hey, Frank. This your perverted schoolteacher?”

Culann glared at Frank, who pretended not to notice. Culann had wanted to make a new start out here, but Frank had evidently already soiled his reputation.

“Gus, meet my cousin, Culann.”

Gus nodded. The barman limped over on a bad right leg. He had a shaved head with a thick hunk of muscle at the base of his skull. Frank introduced Culann to the barman, Alistair, who also happened to be the mayor of Pyrite. Frank asked for two orders of “the special”—a plate of burnt scrambled eggs served with a draft beer and a shot of Canadian Club.

“Gus is the first mate of the Orthrus,” Frank explained. “He’s gonna bust your balls good.”

At this, Culann took a closer look at Gus. He was the smallest man in the bar and nearly the oldest. He was also nothing but muscle and bone, all sharp edges, and he sipped his whiskey with the calm contentment of a man who knew his business. Though Culann outweighed him by easily thirty pounds, he had no illusions about which of them were the strongest.

“You work hard,” Gus said, “and you’ll be fine. I don’t begrudge a man his perversions as long as he pulls his own weight.”

“Hear that, Culann? He don’t begrudge a man his perversions.”

“Well, I appreciate that. I don’t actually have any perversions, though.”

“We all got our problems, or we wouldn’t be here.”

“Amen, Gus. Why don’t you tell Culann why you’re here?”

“Stabbed an Indian back in Utah.”

“See, Culann, your little attempted statutory rape is not that big a deal.”

“Leave him alone, Frank. Why don’t you tell us what you’re doing up here?”

“Yeah, Frank,” Culann chimed in. “What are you doing up here?”

“I wanted to go some place with no women.”

“I always knew you were queer,” Gus said with a snort.

“Hell, I’m not queer. I been married three times.”

“Three?” Culann asked. “I only knew about Cathleen and Alison. You got married again?”

“Yeah, my mom doesn’t even know about it. I married this crazy girl in Memphis. Lasted a month. At that point I realized I’m just too love-stupid to take any more chances. So I’m up here hiding from women, living like a monk.”

Alistair hobbled over with their breakfast and another round of drinks.

“How about you, Alistair?” Frank asked.

“How about me what?”

“What’re you doing up here?”

“I don’t know how civilization’s gonna end,” he answered after a reflective pause,

“but I know it’s coming soon. Maybe nuclear war, race war, some new super-virus, hell might even be some kind of computer virus. All I know is, Pyrite, Alaska, has got to be the last place on Earth that would be affected by that kind of thing. I figure this is the safest place for my wife and boy to be.”

“That’s bat-shit crazy,” Frank said. “Julia goes along with this?”

“Of course she does,” Alistair said. “She’s from Toronto. She’s seen societal decay up close. She knows I’m right.”

“Toronto?” Culann said with a giggle.

“God sees you laughing, boy,” Alistair snapped. “When it happens, He’ll come for you first.”

After this declaration, Alistair spun around and stomped away. Culann made a mental note to apologize later.

“He’s got a kid out here?” Culann asked.

“Yeah, little Marty,” Frank said. “He’s about six, I think. Cute little guy.”

“Is there a school out here?”

“No, but you heard the man,” Frank said with a smile. “The world’s coming to an end, so school’s not going to do the kid any good anyway.”

A tall, rangy man of about thirty-five in overalls with bushy red hair and a neatly-trimmed red goatee walked over.

“What’s up, Frank? Is this the pedophile?”

“Nah,” Frank replied, “he’s a hebe-a-phile.”

“What’s that?” the man asked Culann. “You like little Jews or something?”

“The word is ephebophile,” Culann said. “It’s someone with a predilection for teenage girls. But I’m not an ephebophile.”

“Predilection?” the man said to Frank. “Is this guy like a dictionary or something?”

“Yeah, that’s why I call him Noah Fucking Webster.”

“Who’s Noah Fucking Webster?” the man asked.

“He’s the guy who invented the dictionary or something. Isn’t that right Culann?”

“He wrote a dictionary,” he replied. “It’s called Webster’s Dictionary.”

“Yeah, I’ve seen one of those,” the man said with smile. “It’s nice to meet you, Webster—hey, just like that little black kid, remember that show?—Anyway, I’m Moses McGillicuddy.”

The big man extended his hand. His skin felt like the surface of a baseball bat.

McGillicuddy didn’t squeeze too hard, giving Culann the impression that he was holding back, careful to avoid crushing his delicate fingers. Culann squeezed a little harder to let McGillicuddy know he wasn’t that soft, or maybe just to convince himself. McGillicuddy didn’t seem to notice.

“So, McGillicuddy,” Frank said, “we’re swapping life stories here. Care to contribute?”

“What do you want to know?”

“Tell my cousin what brings you up here.”

“Money,” McGillicuddy replied. “I used to be a machinist down in Flint, Michigan. Worked for GM. Then the plant shut down, and I was out on my ass. One day I was shooting pool with this guy who tells me any dumb motherfucker with some balls can make good money hauling nets up here. And I said, ‘Hey, I’m a dumb motherfucker with some balls.’ So I dragged Margie up here, and here we are.”

Alistair came over with another round of drinks. Culann started to apologize for laughing earlier, but Frank put a hand on his arm and shook his head.

“Don’t rile him up any more,” Frank said after Alistair left. “Crazy asshole’s bound to piss in our beers.”

“What’d you do to old Alistair?” McGillicuddy asked.

“I laughed when he said Toronto was an example of societal decay.”

“Hah,” McGillicuddy laughed. “Guy hates to be thought of as a rube. Which he is, by the way. Societal decay my ass. You ever been to Flint? You can’t kick a can down the sidewalk without hitting some three-toothed, black hooker just begging to suck your dick for five dollars. Worth every penny, too.”

McGillicuddy guffawed and pounded the table. Culann had seldom felt more different from another human being than he felt from this man, but he liked him immediately. Culann wondered if perhaps his time in Alaska would transform him into one of the wild characters who surrounded him. He didn’t think, with a belly full of whiskey at least, that such a transformation would be all that bad.

“Speaking of hookers,” Frank said as an older man with a long, white ponytail slid into the chair next to him.

“What’d you call me, you little turd?” the man asked with a smile.

“I didn’t call you nothing, Worner. McGillicuddy was just talking about the hookers in Flint, and I thought you could tell us all about the hookers in Saigon.”

“Hell, a hooker’s a hooker,” Worner replied. “It doesn’t make any difference where she’s from.”

“You ever hear such profound wisdom, Culann?” Frank asked.

Culann shook his head.

“So you must be the pervert Frank’s been talking about,” Worner said.

“That’s me,” Culann said. “I’m the pervert.”

“Don’t worry about it, buddy. This saloon is chock full of perverts. How you liking it up here?”

“I have to say it’s been a truly edifying experience so far.”

“Edifying experience,” McGillicuddy repeated with a chuckle.

“Not everyone’s an illiterate asshole like you,” Worner said.

“Look who’s talking. You ever read a book that didn’t have pictures of naked ladies in it?”

“Hell, I got more books in my cabin than all the rest of you put together.”

“Boy, that’s something,” Frank chimed in. “You must have, what, two books?”

Worner threw his arm around Culann’s shoulder. The old man had an antiseptic smell, like harsh cleaning products, though he did not appear to have bathed recently.

“Ignore these philistines,” Worner said. “They have no respect for wisdom. I’m glad we finally have another educated man out here.”

“Educated my ass,” Frank said.

“Didn’t you know I went to college?”

“You did?”

“I’ve never been what you’d call civilized,” Worner replied. “I’ve tried to fit in with polite society, but I’m better suited to life up here. That was made quite clear during my one whole semester in college. Those city boys were always laughing at me for dressing wrong or talking wrong or just plain being wrong, and then I’d haul off and slug one of ‘em. I got to be on a first-name-basis with the dean of students. So I popped three or four rich kids in the mouth, but you know what got me booted? Chewing tobacco in class. They didn’t have any signs posted or anything, and I even brought my own can to spit in. I lost my deferment after that and got shipped off to Vietnam.”

“What did you study?” Frank asked.

“History. I’ve been interested in it since I was a little kid. My granddad gave me an old Civil War cannonball he’d gotten from his granddad. It’s like a good luck charm. I always bring it with me when I fish.”

“What were you going to do with a degree in history?” Frank asked.

“I wanted to be a high school teacher.”

“Hey, just like Culann here,” Frank said.

“Is that right?” Worner said. “What do you think, kid? Would I have been better off being a teacher?”

“It’s not for everyone,” Culann replied.

“Yeah,” Frank chimed in, “but Worner’s not a pervert, so maybe he’d of been fine.”

“What do you know?” Worner said. “I’m at least as big a pervert as this kid. You repressed little church mice have no business sitting in this groghouse if you’re so worried about another man’s appetites. Right kid?”

Culann raised his glass in reply, and they both downed what was left of their beers.

They stayed at their section of the table well into the evening. Most of the bar’s patrons—which amounted to nearly every man in Pyrite—came over to introduce themselves to Culann at some point; only a couple of them called him a pervert. The rest courteously welcomed him by squeezing his hand, pounding his back and forcing a shot down his throat. A couple of grizzled, old coots in faded overalls sat side by side at the end of the bar the whole day without rising to greet the newcomer.

“What’s their deal?” Culann asked. “Don’t they like us?”

“It’s nothing personal,” Frank replied. “This town doesn’t exactly attract social butterflies.”

Indeed, the two men did not talk to one another or even to Alistair. Each simply raised a finger to the barman when a refilled was needed. He’d hobble over, fill their glasses, and receive a grunt of gratitude for his trouble.

Nearly every man in Pyrite would be working on the Orthrus. Culann would be the only greenhorn on the voyage, so everyone teased him. This was how he began to appreciate the daunting nature of the challenges ahead of him: the physical strains, the lack of sleep, the horrific smells.

“First voyage is a real bitch,” McGillicuddy said.

“It’s not easy being greenhorn,” chimed in Worner.

“I still remember when I popped my cherry,” Frank said.

“Yeah,” Gus grunted. “You were even more worthless than you are now.”

“You really rode my ass, you old prick.”

“You got off easy,” Worner said. “Gus stabbed McGillicuddy on his first voyage.”

“Bullshit. I didn’t stab him.”

“What are you talking about?” McGillicuddy said, tilting his head to reveal a thick, white scar along his jaw line. “Look at this.”

“That’s just a scratch,” Gus said with a smirk.

“You stuck a gaff in my face.”

“I was just trying to yank that finger out of your nose so you could get some work done.”

Culann didn’t know what a gaff was, but he’d been teased enough already for being a shit-for-brains greenhorn, so he didn’t ask. He was astonished to hear these two men joking about what sounded an awful lot like assault with a deadly weapon to him.

Drunk as Culann was, it was clear that he was dealing with men of a very different sort here. Maybe big, wilderness-loving Frank could fit in with them, but Culann doubted he ever would. No matter how this voyage turned out, he could not imagine himself on either end of a stabbing, much less joking about it later. More importantly, he kept envisioning himself writhing around in agony after one of these wild creatures disemboweled him for a laugh. Perhaps he’d have been better off facing his fate in Schaumburg.

“Hell, Gus,” Worner said, “these little turds don’t know how easy they had it. Remember the Cajun? That guy did not mess around. Two greenhorns died when he was first mate.”

“Died?” Culann said

“This ain’t Club Med,” Worner replied, his face suddenly serious. “One kid got tangled up in the nets and drowned. The other one slipped on the deck and cracked his skull.”

“He didn’t slip,” Gus said. “The Cajun kicked him in the back.”

“Why?” Culann asked.

“Because the kid wasn’t pulling his weight,” Gus replied. The old man stared at Culann as he said this, and everyone else got quiet for a moment.

“Don’t worry about it,” Worner said. “You just do what Gus tells you to do, and you’ll do fine.”

Then they all drank another shot.




Part II

THE VOYAGE OF THE ORTHRUS







Diary of Culann Riordan, Day 3


I pushed myself too hard today and am paying the price for it now. Winter will be here before I know it — assuming the season’s still change — so I need to be ready. Today I finished a long-overdue inventory of just about everything worthwhile on the island — tools, clothing and, most importantly, food. There was a lot of food stashed in the cabins, and I’d let some of it go bad. That was stupid — the dogs are running pretty low. I’ve also noticed that they don’t obey me quite so well when they’re hungry. If I can’t keep the dogs well-fed, they might just decide I’d make a good meal.

Maybe I’m just getting paranoid — I am high, after all. Don’t judge, it’s just that the only reliable pain reliever on the island is growing behind Worner’s shack. But even that is of limited utility because I need to be able to think clearly to get anything done, so I’ve been waiting until my work is done to smoke. I’m pretty much in constant pain during the day (which could be the middle of the night for all I know), then I have to shove a wheelbarrow all over the island with a broken hand and a broken kneecap. So I overcompensate when I’m done working by smoking too much and then I find myself jumping at shadows, nodding off or eating too much of my limited food supply.

Sorry if I’m rambling, but the fault really lies with Worner’s impressive horticultural abilities. I’d have never pegged him for a guy with a green thumb, but you don’t really know anything about anyone, do you? I’m sure none of those guys would have believed in a million years that I’d still be alive. Makes you wonder what kind of surprises they had in them…especially Frank. When push came to shove, Frank was the only person in my life I could count on, and I didn’t really know him at all. And I guess he didn’t really know me either. Hell, I didn’t know me. I suppose I still don’t, which is why I’m writing this, right? No epiphanies yet, but I’ve got plenty of time… or at least I hope I do…







1


Culann awoke to a crucifying headache and a mouth that tasted like a litter box.

His head lay on Frank’s couch, while his body splayed out across the soiled carpet. He was covered with a towel for warmth. He didn’t know whether he’d gotten it himself or Frank had draped it over him. He pushed up to a sitting position, and Alphonse growled from a few feet away before dropping his chin back to the floor and scrunching his eyes shut.

“You ready?” Frank said from his bedroom doorway.

“What time is it?”

Once again, the sky was neither day-blue nor night-black, but Purgatory-white.

“Time to work.”

A month at sea stood before them. Culann brushed his teeth and washed his face.

He considered calling the whole thing off just to get a couple extra hours sleep, but figured Alphonse would probably eat him if they were left alone together.

“Who’s watching Alphonse while we’re gone?”

“Marge McGillicuddy — McGillicuddy’s wife — is going to feed him. She’s the resident animal-lover. We all pay her a dollar a day to put out food for the dogs, but they otherwise pretty much run wild when we’re gone.”

The cousins loaded their knapsacks in the truck and drove the quarter mile to the dock. The other men of the Orthrus—and they were all men—milled about, looking just as hungover as Culann, which gave him a little satisfaction.

The same Hawaiian-shirt-clad ferryboat driver from the two nights before nodded at Culann as he boarded. The little boat sank almost to the waterline with all the fishermen aboard, but their jolly pilot didn’t seem to notice. The boat splashed across the choppy, black water to a small town on the mainland called Three Fingers, named for the shape of coastline upon which it rested.

As they approached, Culann caught his first glimpse of the Orthrus. It was half a football field in length and nominally white, though rust had eaten through much of the paint. Frank gave Culann a crash course in nautical terminology.

“The ass-end is called the ‘stern.’ Our nets are cast off the stern, so this is called a ‘stern trawler.’ That bigass thing over there is called the ‘net drum.’”

The bigass thing Frank was referring to looked to Culann like a giant sewing bobbin, though he didn’t dare give voice to such an unmanly analogy. The ferryboat docked, and the cramped crew spurted out onto the dock, before scurrying aboard the Orthrus just seconds later.

“Frank,” Gus shouted, seemingly out of nowhere, “show this pantywaist where he sleeps and then bring his cherry ass back up here.”

And so began Culann’s stint as a greenhorn. In the still waters just off the mainland, the deck stood fifteen feet above the water line. Once the ship reached the open waters out beyond Pyrite, however, the Bering Sea crashed waves up and over the rails.

Culann was soaked within minutes of clearing the island.

He spent the next hour scurrying out the way of Gus’s boot, as he struggled to quickly learn the ways of the sea. Culann stopped to vomit over the railing as the ship lurched up and over twenty-foot swells. A decade spent teaching To Kill a Mockingbird to a bunch of whiny, little nosepickers had done nothing to prepare him for life at sea.

The combination of a hangover and seasickness cost him a good bit of stomach lining.

Plus, the ship smelled like a can of tuna that had been left open for three days. He was sweating from the exertion and heat of the sun, but shivering from the frigid water that rolled over the deck. He didn’t think it could be any worse until Gus grabbed him by the collar and hurled him to the deck.

“Puke on your own time, greenhorn. We got work to do.”

“But I’m sick.”

“You can get sick all you want, just pull your own weight. Otherwise, I’ll toss you over.”

Culann rose unsteadily and returned to his place beside Frank, who shook his head. They were untangling the fishing nets and loading them into the net drum, a fifteen-foot diameter hydraulic spool used to pull in the nets. As soon as Culann resumed work, he felt the bile rise in his throat. He glanced over his shoulder and saw Gus staring at him.

Culann turned around and vomited on the deck. Then he went back to work.

“Attaboy,” shouted Frank with a pat on the back.

Culann threw up again. He was convinced he’d made a terrible mistake. It wasn’t just the seasickness. His rubbery arms could barely lift the nets, torn skin hung from his soft palms, and his soggy boots were full of blisters.

And then there was Gus.

“My fifteen-year-old daughter is tougher than you,” Gus shouted with a slap to the back of the head. “If I see you nurse those delicate, little fingers of yours one more time, I’m chopping ‘em off.”

Culann wiped his oozing palms on his shirt and reached up for the net. When it slipped through Culann’s wet, raw hands, Gus pounced. He grabbed Culann by the shoulders and kicked his feet out from underneath him. Culann crashed to his stomach on the deck, and Gus pressed the greenhorn’s face into the net, slimy and foul-smelling as it was from the thousands of loads of fish it had hauled from the sea.

“This is the net,” Gus said. “Take a good look at it.”

The net was all Culann could see.

“We use the net to catch the fish,” Gus continued. “Without the net, we don’t catch any fish. The purpose of this little pleasure cruise is to catch fish, right?”

“Right,” Culann said.

“Very good, greenhorn. Now, if we don’t take good care of the net, we won’t catch any fish, will we?”

“No.”

“That’s right. Now, are we taking good care of the net when we drop it?”

“No.”

“Three in a row. I knew you were smart. Okay, genius, now I want you to pick up that fucking net and hang onto it like your life depended on it. Because it does. You got it?”

“Yes,” Culann replied.

He pushed himself up off the deck and started to rise to his feet. A wave smashed into the side of the ship, causing him to topple back over.

“I thought I told you to get up,” Gus shouted with a cuff across Culann’s cheek.

Culann pushed himself up again. The boat swayed under him, but he managed to keep his footing. He bent at the waist to snatch up the net. Gus kicked him in the backside, and Culann pitched face forward back into the net.

Culann saw how arbitrary this last act had been. It would not be sufficient to become a competent seaman, however unlikely that may be. He was not one of these men. He did not belong among them. Gus degraded him for the sheer joy of it. It seemed clear to Culann that he’d have fared better with Vic DeLuca.




2


Since he didn’t really know how to do anything else, Culann’s main duty was to sort the catch. They were licensed to catch halibut, large, flat fish with both eyes on the same side of their bodies, but the nets also indiscriminately pulled in other, out-of-season bottomfish. The enormous nets pulled in hundreds of pounds of fish and dumped them into the bay, which looked like a giant pickup truck bed in the middle of the stern. The catch was so large that fish overflowed out of the bay and onto the deck.

“Start sorting,” Gus bellowed before kicking Culann in the back.

The greenhorn dropped to his hands and knees and searched for any fish that weren’t halibut, which amounted to almost a third of the catch. The ones that he sorted out were nearly impossible to hold on to. He wrapped his arms around a twenty-pound, rust-colored cod and stood up. He tiptoed through the writhing mass of aquatic life to toss the fish over the railing when the cod whipped out of his grasp. He chased after it, slipping on the wet deck before tripping over a pile of fish. He landed on another cod, which he clamped onto. He worked his way back up to his feet and over to the railing, and was just about to throw the fish over the side when he caught a glimpse of McGillicuddy out the corner of his eye. McGillicuddy swung a flounder like a baseball bat right into the back of Culann’s head. He dropped to his knees, and the cod squirted from his hands. All work on the vessel stopped as the crew laughed at Culann.

“Get back to work,” Gus shouted. “Captain’s coming. You don’t want him catching you with your thumbs up your asses, do you?”

Culann pulled himself up to his feet just as the Captain came into view. He was the only man on board the ship who did not reside in Pyrite, so Culann hadn’t met him at the bar. The Captain looked more like an aviator than a seaman in a brown bomber jacket and reflective sunglasses. He was about sixty years old with salt-and-pepper hair and a firm jaw set in an authoritative scowl. He strolled about the deck with a stogie clamped between his teeth. He nodded at his crew as he walked by, but didn’t say anything.

Culann resumed sorting. He pounced on the flounder McGillicuddy had whacked him with and wrestled it over the side. It splashed against the waves before slipping under the surface.

“Good job, kid,” Worner said. “Let me give you some advice. Start here at the edge and work your way to the middle. That way, you’ll have cleared some space out for yourself, and you’ll have less to trip over.”

“Thank you.”

“Don’t mention it,” Worner replied with a pat on the shoulder.

An hour later, the catch was sorted and flash-frozen, and the crew was mercifully sent below deck for dinner. Culann was hungrier than he’d ever been in his life and not entirely confident that he had enough strength left in his arms to raise a fork to his lips.

The men filed into the mess, and Culann found himself wedged in between McGillicuddy and Worner.

“Sorry about the fish-slap,” McGillicuddy said with a grin, “it’s just part of being a greenhorn.”

“I gathered that,” Culann replied. “No hard feelings.”

“That’s the attitude,” Worner said. “If you can handle this jerkoff’s tomfoolery, you’ll do just fine.”

“I don’t have a problem with tomfoolery,” Culann said. “I’m more worried that Gus is going to kill me.”

“Just think of it like this,” Worner said. “Nothing could be worse than today, right? Ergo, tomorrow will be better.”

As they moved towards the grill, a shaggy-haired sailor named Watkins walked down the line with a large pitcher and a spoon. He fed each man one bite and then moved on.

“What’s that?” Culann asked.

“We’re taking communion,” McGillicuddly said, genuflecting.

“It’s concentrated orange juice,” Worner explained. “Everybody takes one spoonful a day so we don’t get scurvy.”

This was not an ailment Culann had ever before had reason to fear. When he reached the end of the line, the cook handed him a plate with four deep-fried cod filets on it and nothing else.

“Is this all there is to eat?” he asked.

“We eat what we catch, kid,” Worner replied. “There’s a whole ocean of seafood just below our feet. Why would we bother packing provisions?”

“I’m not sure I can eat fish after handling them all day.”

“Only other option is to starve.”

Frank waved them over to a table smack dab in the middle of the mess. Culann eased onto the bench next to him, and Worner and McGillicuddy sat on the other side.

“You’re looking good out there, cuz,” Frank said.

“Really?”

“No,” Frank replied, causing the other two to guffaw and slap the table.

“We’re just jerking you around,” Frank said. “You’ll do better tomorrow. By the end of the voyage, you’ll be a pro.”

“Thanks for the encouragement.”

Worner pulled a leather haversack from under his seat and rested it on the table.

He drew a battered iron ball out of the bag and plunked it onto the table, followed by a notebook, pen and a silver dollar. Culann eyed these objects with curiosity.

“You up for a game, greenhorn?”

“What’s the game?”

“Flip a coin. Ten bucks a flip. I’ll keep track in my notebook, and we’ll settle up after we get paid.”

“Is this the Civil War cannonball you mentioned?”

“It’s my good luck charm. I never gamble without it.”

“I guess I’ll play.”

Worner handed him the silver dollar. Culann flipped it and Worner called out “heads” while it was in the air. It came up heads. Worner scribbled the result in his notebook and invited Culann to flip again. Again, Worner called out “heads” and the coin complied.

“How about you flip it this time?” Culann asked.

Worner complied and Culann called “heads.” It came up tails. After Worner won seven straight flips, Culann quit. He did some quick math in his head and figured that there was less than one percent chance of pure luck producing such an outcome.

“I told you my cannonball is lucky,” Worner said with a flash of teeth as he tallied up his winnings.

The table got quiet after the game. The four concentrated on eating their cod and drinking their water. Culann couldn’t stop thinking about how good a frothy draft beer would taste right now. His next drink was a month away. He hoped a little chatter would take his mind off his thirst.

“What’s the deal with the Captain?” Culann asked.

“Nobody knows,” Frank answered, leaning back in his chair to let his hairy navel peek out from under his t-shirt. “Gus is the only one who ever talks to him, and Gus won’t say peep about it.”

“Does he live on the island?”

“Nah,” McGillicuddy said. “He comes up from the Caribbean somewhere. The Cayman islands or someplace like that where they don’t make you pay taxes.”

“That’s not what I heard,” Frank replied. “He’s supposed to be some kind of survivalist who spends his winters in a log cabin in the Yukon just to see how tough he is.”

Worner scratched his gray beard in contemplation for a moment.

“I’ve been going out on the Captain’s ship for about twenty years,” he said, “and I’ve never heard him say a word. I heard he was a fighter pilot back in ‘Nam, but who the hell knows? I sure as hell am not about to ask him to hang out at the VFW Hall with me.”

“You ask me,” McGillicuddy chimed in, “the son of a bitch is looking for

something out here.”

“Yeah,” Frank said, “he’s looking for fish.”

McGillicuddy’s ever-present smile disappeared for a heartbeat, before returning wider than ever.

“Culann,” he said spreading his big hands on the table, “you think this fatass cousin of yours can swim home from here?”

“What do you think he’s looking for?” Culann asked with a smirk. “A white whale?”

“Beats me,” McGillicuddy responded. “Maybe he’s looking for the fountain of youth. Maybe true love. Maybe he lost his wallet out here. But there’s something weird going on. Every year we cover the same stretch of sea, even though the fishing’s just as good or better to the north. Right, Worner?”

“You got something there. In twenty years we’ve never veered more than a couple of miles outside of the same area. I just figured the Captain’s a creature of habit. After all, we’ve always done fine. Why risk getting skunked somewhere else when you know there’s fish right here?”

After dinner, the two cousins headed back above deck so Frank could have a cigarette. They passed the Captain, who was returning from his evening constitutional.

“Good night, Cap,” Frank said.

The Captain pitched the stub of his cigar into the ocean for a reply and headed back onto the bridge.

“I guess he’s not much for small talk,” Culann said.

“We’re not here for stimulating conversation,” Frank said. “The Captain leads us to fish and pays us our fair share. That’s all I need him to do.”

Culann leaned against the railing. He looked out at the horizon where the white sky above him met the black sea below, each stretching out into its own infinity. The vastness of the world stood in stark contrast to the cramped quarters where he’d be spending the night.

He didn’t bother slipping out of his fishscale-encrusted clothes. He fell asleep within seconds of crawling into his bunk. He awoke a few minutes later to find a two-foot-long halibut flopping against his body while McGillicuddy and Worner giggled over him. He shoved the fish to the floor and went back to sleep.

His eyes seemed like they then immediately reopened, although it was six hours later, as Gus yanked him out of bed. The old man flashed a wide grin as he jarred Culann from his slumber. The other crew members, just as sleep-deprived, nevertheless laughed as he stumbled, bleary-eyed to the mess for breakfast of fried cod and a spoonful of concentrated orange juice. He promptly threw it all back up.

This day was incrementally better. Gus still clouted him regularly, although Culann gave him slightly less occasion to do so. Worner showed him how to hold a fish like a football so he wouldn’t fumble so often. By the end of the day, he managed to sort a ton of fish in half-an-hour.

As the last load came in, he saw the Captain staring out of the porthole on the bridge. The old man’s eyes were obscured as always by his sunglasses, but he was looking directly at Culann. The greenhorn spun around to look busy and bumped into Frank, who shoved him aside. Culann slipped on the saltwater-soaked deck and landed on his hindquarters, which were already plum-purple from previous slips and Gus’s boots.

“Damnit, Culann. Get your head out of your ass.”

“I’m sorry, Frank,” he said, unable to hide the hurt in his voice.

“Look, I didn’t mean to knock you over, but you need to watch where you’re going and you better get the fuck up before you get buried.”

Culann scampered to his feet just as the crew pulled the last load over the side. Hundreds of fish flopped over the deck, arching their backs and gasping for air.

“Hey, greenhorn,” a voice called out.

Culann turned his head and got walloped in the chin with a rockfish. His legs flew out from under him and he landed flat on his back. The air shot out of his lungs. He gasped on the deck like the fish surrounding him, which caused his mates to laugh even harder.




3


Culann’s seasickness had died down to a steady, low-level nausea over the next few days. His abdominal muscles ached, along with every other part of his body. He was covered in bruises of varying shades — the fresh ones came in royal-purple or charcoal-black while the older ones faded to diarrhea shades of yellow and green. He leaned against the railing to stretch his sore muscles in the warm air. It was four o’clock in the morning, but Culann still squinted against the glare of the sun that would not set until the end of the July.

Fifty yards out from the ship, a blue whale breached and turned, sunning its broad belly. It floated on its back for a few moments before slamming its flukes against the surface and disappearing into a plume of saltwater.

“Thar she blows,” Culann said, though no one else was there to hear it.

Like Ishmael, he’d gone from lording it as a country schoolmaster to getting thumped and punched about as a sailor. As if to illustrate the point, Gus came charging out of the bridge towards him. Culann ran to the stern where the first nets of the day were being reeled in.

“What was that daydreaming you’re doing over there?” Frank asked.

“I saw a whale.”

“You want to look at whales, go to Seaworld,” Frank replied. “We got work to do.”

As the nets came in, Culann saw they’d tangled on the way up. If they went into the net drum tangled, they might get stuck in there, and the whole thing would need to be manually cleared out, like a paper jam in a twenty-foot tall printer. Culann threw one leg over the side and hooked his foot in the railing to stabilize himself, then leaned his whole body over the edge so he could reach the snarl. He plunged his hands into the knot and wrestled it free just in time to avoid clogging the net drum. Frank reached up and yanked Culann’s arm out before it followed the nets into the drum.

“Hell yeah, greenhorn,” McGillicuddy called out. “Nice save.”

Worner grabbed him in a good-natured headlock. Even Gus gave him a short nod of appreciation. Culann chewed his lip to keep from smiling. This was his first noticeable display of competence. Then Frank grabbed his arm and spun him around.

“Don’t listen to them, Culann,” Frank said. “You almost got your arm tore off to save fifteen minutes of extra work.”

“Thanks for the tip, but can you at least be happy for me that I finally did something right?”

“Christ, Culann. Don’t you realize that I’m the only one on this ship who actually cares if you die? Do not try to impress these assholes. Just keep doing a shitty job and come home in one piece.”

Culann slumped his shoulders and walked to the other end of the deck without responding. It was clear to him that he’d gotten on Frank’s nerves, maybe due to the close quarters or by simply invading this world that was so far from the one that Frank had escaped. Culann was grateful to Frank for helping him get out here, but Frank’s unwillingness to acknowledge his improvement stung. The whole purpose of this voyage was to become a new man or die trying, and for the first time, Culann believed he was going to succeed in leaving his old life behind. Why couldn’t Frank be happy for him?




4


He continued to improve over the next week. His stomach settled, and the soreness in his muscles solidified into strength. His hands sorted fish, untangled lines and hauled nets like they’d been doing it for years. Though Gus still slapped him around, he did so with less frequency and intensity than he had in the first week at sea.

Culann avoided Frank as much as was possible on the incapacious ship. He’d gotten over Frank’s harsh words, but didn’t want to annoy his cousin further. He instead spent most of his time with Worner, who seemed to view Culann as some sort of protégé who tagged along as Worner conducted his rounds. Worner was the ship’s chief medical officer by virtue of his combat medic experience in Vietnam. He had not undergone any medical training since the fall of Saigon, however, and he had nothing but a grocery store first-aid kit to work with. Nevertheless, the men showed great faith in his healing abilities as he bound wounds and dispensed aspirin.

“Hey, kid,” Worner said. “You ever see a splinter like this?”

A fat, filthy fisherman by the name of Garue sat on a crate with his palm upstretched. Culann crouched down next to Worner to examine it. The seas were rough, so Culann had to steady himself to take a good look. The splinter ran perfectly straight just under the surface of the skin for half-an-inch before disappearing into the inflamed meat of the man’s hand.

“It’s not wood,” Worner continued. “It’s a piece of steel cable. How do you suppose we get it out?”

“With tweezers?”

“Tweezers? Hah! I thought you were a schoolteacher. Didn’t you learn anything in science class? Wait here. I’ll be right back.”

Worner scurried below deck. Culann marveled at how spryly this man twice his age could move. Worner returned shortly with a strange tool. One end was a ring, which he wore around his finger. A short wire connected the ring to a stout copper stub that looked like a car’s cigarette lighter.

“Watch this.”

Worner held the sailor’s injured hand with his left hand. He pressed his thumb down on top of the splinter. He brought his right hand, which held the tool, to the entry hole. He slowly drew back his right hand, and the splinter slid out after it.

“It’s a magnet,” he proclaimed with a satisfied smile.

Garue rubbed his palm, then inspected the empty hole. He thanked Worner and went back to work.

“You see, kid, you got to stop and think. If I’d gone with the first thing that popped into my head, we would have torn the hell out of his hand trying to dig that thing out with tweezers, and he’d have probably gotten an infection. I know you think this place is all about toughness, but brains make a difference out here. You got more brains than anyone on this ship, so you just got to figure out how to apply them to new situations.”

“Thanks,” Culann replied. “I appreciate the vote of confidence.”

“Don’t mention it. Now let’s go give those dummies a hand with that net.”

Culann rushed over to help guide a fish-laden net back into the net drum. A wave splashed over the side and into his face just as he arrived. The end of the net started to tangle up again, so he leaned over the railing to straighten it out. He felt a hand grip the back of his belt.

“I told you not to do that anymore,” Frank said.

With Frank holding on to him, Culann could still reach the snarl and wouldn’t have to worry about falling over the edge. He tugged at the knot and almost had it loose.

“Goddamnit, Culann. Let go of the net.”

With one last tug, the tangle came free in Culann’s hands. He pulled his arms out, but his right hand caught in the net just as it reached the drum and began winding around.

The net pinned his hand against the drum, which revolved quickly away from him. The barnacle-encrusted net pressed against his flesh while the rotating drum stretched his arm up and back. The tendons of his shoulder muscles burned with strain. Frank leaped up onto Culann’s back and yanked his hand out with both arms. Culann was free, but the rescue had flayed off a piece of his palm. Blood dripped from his hand onto his jeans.

“I told you not to do that,” Frank said. “I told you not to!”

“Sorry, Frank,” Culann replied.

He cradled the wounded appendage to his chest. Blood pooled thick and dark in his palm. He tipped his hand down to allow the blood to pour onto the deck at his feet.

The cut stung from the saltwater crashing onto the deck. Worner bent down to examine it.

“You dumbshit.”

This appeared to be the extent of his diagnosis. Worner wrapped an entire roll of gauze around the hand.

“Shouldn’t you wash it first,” Culann asked.

“You just got ten gallons of water dumped on your head. Wound’s as clean as it’s going to get.”

Employing a now-familiar curative, Worner wrapped the whole thing in duct tape. Culann’s hand looked like it was encased in a silver boxing glove. A little blood still trickled out the side, but Worner seemed pleased with his work.

It didn’t take long for Gus to come tearing after Culann.

“Quit lying down on the job,” he roared before latching onto the greenhorn’s ear and yanking him to his feet.

The crew had just emptied the net onto the deck, and Culann ran over to help sort.

“Hey, greenhorn, can you give me a hand over here?” McGillicuddy called out from behind him.

Culann turned right into an airborne cod, which caught him flush on the chin. He tumbled over and broke his fall with his bad hand, sending pain zapping up his arm. A thirty-pound halibut twitched and slapped him in the face with its tail. He rolled across the writhing mass of fish, shoved himself back up to his feet with his good hand, and went back to work.

A few hours later, Culann’s hand throbbed in its filthy dressing, and he shivered despite the bleary sunlight warming the deck. He dropped to his knees and began sorting the next catch. The fish writhed beneath him, a seething sea of silver. He struggled to concentrate on the mind-numbing task at hand, and found himself instead scanning the array of fishfaces in front of him, marveling at how they resembled people he knew, if he looked closely enough. He caught a glimpse of an old neighbor here, his optometrist there, even the puckered lips of his junior high girlfriend. These fish weren’t so different from the people he’d known. What right did he have to pluck them from their home?

Culann asked them if they wanted to be caught, and they cried out in unison, No, no, let us go!

The fever broke two days later. Despite Worner’s ministrations, the cut in Culann’s hand had gotten infected. The Orthrus did not return to port to secure medical assistance, but it had hailed another vessel with an actual doctor on board. She cleaned the wound and pumped him full of antibiotics. The doctor told Frank that Culann was lucky the hand hadn’t needed to be amputated.

Culann came to in his bunk. His clothes were soaked through with sweat. He felt something hard pressing into his side. He reached down and found a heavy metal ball.

“My granddad’s cannonball,” Worner said as he snatched it back up. “I told you it was lucky.”

“You were having some crazy dreams,” Frank said. “You were howling like a wolf.”

Culann sat up and saw a dozen men crowded around his bunk. Almost tenderly, Gus told Culann to get his candyass back to work, assuring him that he would not be paid for the two days he’d spent dozing on the job. Having survived his trial of blood, the rest of the crew stopped laughing at Culann and hitting him in the head with fish when his back was turned. He was one of them.




6


Now the hours flew by. Culann learned to shut off his brain and follow the pulses of the ship. He went where he was needed without the aid of Gus’s boot. His muscles hardened, his hands calloused, he slept like a corpse each night, untroubled by bad memories. This adventure was proving to be everything he’d hoped it would be. He was becoming a man, at the tender age of thirty-three.

While sorting through a churning mass of halibut, Culann spotted something not native to these waters. The sturdy and close-knit net had dredged up an object, perfectly spherical and the size of a shot put. It was made of metal, but so smooth it was impossible to tell what kind of metal. It was as black as the ocean bottom with strange silver lettering etched onto the surface.

“Looks Russian or something,” Frank said.

“No,” Worner said, “it’s Greek, ancient Greek. It looks just like the letters on a frat house.”

“Those ain’t any letters I’ve ever seen,” McGillicuddy said. “This thing came from outer space. I’ve never been more sure of anything in my life.”

A crowd formed around them. As the only educated man on board, Culann was asked to render a verdict on the origin of these symbols. He didn’t know what to think.

He wasn’t familiar enough with the Cyrillic alphabet or ancient Greek to judge the first two hypotheses, and of course he had no way of knowing what extraterrestrial writing might look like. He scanned the symbols again, trying to discern their meaning. No two symbols were exactly alike. They resembled familiar geometric shapes, but only partly so. There were right angles and acute angles, but they never connected with one another to form triangles. They often intersected with the arc of an unfinished circle. Sometimes the fractional shapes stood alone, sometimes they connected with one another. The spacing between symbols was haphazard, with no visible rows or columns. Yet taken as a whole, the symbols projected a sense of uniformity. It seemed to emit a kind of cold heat; it was cool to the touch, but his hand warmed as he held it.

“I have no idea,” he replied.

They passed the orb around. Every member of the crew examined it, and all came away puzzled. The debate continued.

“I bet it’s some Russian superweapon left over from the Cold War,” Frank said.

“You think the Cold War’s over?” Worner asked. “That’s exactly what they want you to think. If this thing’s a Russian superweapon, my money’s on something brand new. Those bastards have just been waiting for us to let our guard down.”

Worner paused for a moment to allow the crew to consider the implications of Russkie revanchism, before he continued.

“But it’s not a Russian superweapon. Where are the wires and circuits and stuff?

This thing is old. Not Cold War old, but ancient. That explains the Greek letters.”

“But what the hell are ancient Greek letters doing in the Bering Sea?” Frank challenged.

“You ever hear of Atlantis?” Worner shot back. “Most advanced civilization the world has ever known. Maybe this is some kind of Atlantis technology that’s been roving across the seabed for three thousand years.”

“What a steaming pile of horseshit,” McGillicuddy countered. “If anybody has advanced technology it’s the aliens. This is probably some space probe sending signals across the galaxy. Some ET is listening to us right now and laughing at what a couple of dumbasses you guys are.”

Debate continued as they hauled the next load out of the water. Culann didn’t believe in aliens or Atlantis, and was certainly skeptical of claims of secret Soviet superweapons. He leaned back and enjoyed the more elaborate conspiracies, mythologies and cosmologies the sailors developed to explain this thing. McGillicuddy and Worner advocated their positions so zealously it looked like they might come to blows. Many heads nodded in agreement as Frank staved off violence by diplomatically hypothesizing alien technology lent to the Atlanteans before disappearing for centuries to be later uncovered by the Russians.

“Quit dicking around,” Gus chimed in before confiscating the orb and heading to the bridge.




7


The men stood around as McGillicuddy prepared the drum to cast the nets back out. They continued to chatter about the odd object they’d plucked from the ocean.

Culann leaned against the rail. Thunder growled in the distance. Dark clouds from the south crawled across the water towards the ship. He didn’t look forward to the rough seas they undoubtedly dragged with them.

Culann turned to see Gus slam the door to the bridge and stalk across the deck, muttering profanely the whole way. He clenched his teeth and fists, and blood flooded his face. Crew members hopped out of his way as he stomped over to the net drum.

“That’s it,” he growled.

Worner was the only man brave enough to ask, “What’s it?”

Gus raked his fingers through the short beard he’d grown over his days at sea.

“That’s it,” he repeated. “We’re done.”

“We’re done for the day already?” Worner asked.

“Not for the day,” Gus replied. “We’re going home.”

The men howled.

“We’ve only been gone two-and-a-half weeks,” Frank said with palms upturned.

“You’re stealing money from my pocket.”

“I’m not stealing nothing,” Gus said. “It’s the Captain’s call. And besides, you all get your share of what we caught so far.”

“Yeah, but that’s only half of what we got coming to us,” Worner said, clenching his weathered hands into fists. “Is the Captain going to pay us the difference?”

“What do you think?” Gus replied.

“I think he can go fuck himself, and so can you.” McGillicuddy pressed up against Gus, towering over him. Culann thought for a moment that the first mate was going to get tossed into the sea. “He can’t jew us out of our shares. I’m gonna set him straight.”

McGillicuddy shoved Gus aside with a brush of his broad arm. Gus grabbed the arm and yanked McGillicuddy back. He shoved his face into that of the larger man, causing Culann to now worry that McGillicuddy was about to get thrown over the side.

“You go fuck your self, you dumb Mick,” Gus said “The Captain said that anyone who gives him any shit about this is not going with us next year. And you know damn well that your lazy ass doesn’t have any other worked lined up this summer.”

McGillicuddy turned away from Gus and headed over to the rail to spit into the ocean.

“What the hell else are we supposed to do?” Worner asked. “Sell insurance?”

“That’s not my problem,” Gus replied. “All I know is that if you want to ever work on this ship again, you better leave the Captain alone.”

“Why’s he doing this?” Frank asked.

“You think he tells me?” Gus replied. “He just said, ‘Tell them we’re going home.’ I tried arguing, but he told me I’d be out for next year if I didn’t shut up, same as you guys.”

“How do we even know there’s going to be a next year?” Frank asked.

“We don’t,” Gus answered. “But I sure as hell can’t take that risk.”

“I can,” said Worner. “I’m old and I don’t give a fuck. If he wants to blackball me, I can live with that.”

“Give him hell, Worner,” Frank shouted. “If he doesn’t knock this shit off, we’ll go on strike right now. He can’t get this ship back home by himself.”

A short cheer of solidarity arose from the crew.

“Fuck a strike,” McGillicuddy said, turning back to face the crew. “How about a mutiny?”

A louder cheer arose.

“You want me to go with you?” Frank asked.

“I think I can handle it,” Worner replied.

“I wouldn’t, if I were you,” Gus warned.

“Listen, man. I’ve crawled through jungle full of cobras and landmines. I’ve had Viet Cong shooting at me from twenty feet away. That son of a bitch doesn’t scare me.”

Gus shook his head.

“Besides,” Worner continued with a grin, “my granddad’s lucky cannonball is in my bedroll. Nothing bad can happen to me while it’s on the ship.”

Worner marched to the bridge, regaining the military bearing of his Army days.

He held his head high and swung his arms purposefully from his squared shoulders. As he came within ten feet of the bridge, the door banged open, and out stepped the Captain.

He held a revolver in his hand, which he pointed at Worner’s head. Worner stopped. The crew stood silently as the two men stared at one another. Worner raised his hands and eased back a few steps. After a few moments, the Captain lowered his weapon and returned to the bridge.

There was no more talk of a strike, much less a mutiny.




8


“That bastard pulled iron on me,” Worner said as they enjoyed their last dinner together aboard the Orthrus. “I don’t believe it.”

“Do you think he was serious?” Culann asked. He didn’t have much experience with guns. Having come from a town where handguns were banned, it had been shocking to see one brandished so easily.

“He was serious,” McGillicuddy said. “I don’t know a thing about that man

except that he is always serious. Worner’s lucky to be going home in one piece.”

“Oh, balls,” Worner said. “That’s not the first gun that’s been pointed at me. I’m sure it won’t be the last.”

“Well this may be par for the course for John Wayne here,” McGillicuddy said,

“but I’d have been pissing my pants.”

“No doubt about that,” Worner said with a smile. He leaned back and scratched the long, ropy bicep of his left arm with his right hand. “You draft-dodging pussy.”

“Yep, I dodged the draft by about twenty years.”

“I’m glad you two pricks can joke about his,” Frank said. He shook his downturned head, causing his bushy beard to brush against his stained t-shirt. “I needed that money. I’m screwed.”

“Then I must be double-screwed,” Culann said, “since I’m living on your couch.”

It was more than that. This voyage was supposed to be Culann’s trial by fire, where he would emerge a better man or die trying. By cutting it short, he was losing his chance at redemption. He needed to find a new way to prove himself to himself.

“It’s that thing we fished out of the water,” McGillicuddy said. “That’s what the Captain was looking for. That’s why he called it off.”

“Makes as much sense as anything,” Frank said, “but who cares why he did it?”

“Wait a minute,” Culann said, “McGillicuddy might be on to something. We found the orb, and then the Captain sent us home within a matter of minutes. Maybe it’s just a coincidence, but we don’t have any other theories.”

“So what?” Frank replied.

“Well,” Culann continued, “assuming the theory is correct, it stands to reason that the orb is worth more to the Captain than two weeks worth of fish.”

“Who cares?”

“Well, technically I’m the one who found it.”

“You want that thing?” Frank asked.

“I didn’t before, but we have to consider the possibility that it’s valuable. Maybe we can sell it to recoup our losses. Even if we can’t, I want it just so the Captain doesn’t get to have it.”

“So what are you gonna do?” McGillicuddy asked. “Tell him ‘finders keepers’?”

“I’m going to steal it back,” Culann answered.

The thought had not occurred to him until it emerged from his mouth, but he realized this was what he had to. By stealing the orb, Culann could face danger and right an injustice. This was the quest he needed to complete. This idea pushed rational thoughts out of Culann’s mind.

“He’ll kill you, greenhorn,” Worner said.

Stealing the orb would not be easy. It was somewhere on the bridge, but Culann didn’t know where. In fact, Culann had never stepped foot on the bridge, nor had anyone else besides Gus, so he had no idea where he’d be looking. From the portholes, Culann could only see the steering wheel and some of the instruments; he didn’t know how far back the bridge went. The Captain didn’t sleep with the rest of the crew below deck or dine with them in the mess, so there had to be some kind of living accommodations connected to the bridge, but Culann didn’t have a clue what the layout might be. Plus, if the orb was as valuable as they were hoping it was, the Captain wouldn’t just leave it lying out in plain sight. To top it all off, the Captain only ever left the bridge to smoke his cigars or to point a gun at Worner.

“Give it up,” Frank said. “It can’t be done. All you’re going to do is get yourself kicked off the ship, maybe killed.”

He and Culann were the only two members of the crew still awake. Having only slept a few hours a night for the past two weeks, the others hopped into their bunks right after dinner. As angry as they were, the prospect of a good night’s sleep was too inviting.

“What about Gus?” Culann asked. “You think he could help us?”

“First off, what’s this ‘us’ shit? I don’t mind you shacking up with me up here, but I’m not getting shot for you. This is your crazy idea, and you’re going to have to go it alone.”

“Fine. Do you think Gus would help me?”

“In case you hadn’t noticed, you’re not exactly Gus’s favorite person in the world.

Besides, he needs this job. He’s got a daughter to take care of. He’s not gonna stick his dick on the line because you got some wild idea that this thing is worth money.”

“But Gus was just as mad about going home as everybody else. Maybe even more so.”

“Yeah, but mad don’t mean crazy. Let’s say you somehow manage to steal that thing. What happens when you find out it’s some worthless magician’s prop that fell off a cruise ship?”

“It doesn’t matter what it’s worth to me. It is obviously worth something to the Captain. That alone is reason enough to take it.”

Frank eyed his cousin for a moment.

“What’s this really about?” he asked. “Why are you so hell-bent on doing this?”

Culann paused before answering, “I need to do something, Frank. Something big.”

“Why?”

“To make up for what I did.”

“C’mon, Culann, You said yourself that it was all a misunderstanding. There’s no sense getting yourself killed because some little girl’s daddy went ape shit.”

“Whatever happened changed my life. It doesn’t matter if I was culpable or not. I can’t go back to the way things used to be. I need to start a new life up here, and to do that I need to become a new person. A month at sea would have done that, but the Captain took it away from me.”

“What’s the difference between two weeks and a month? You’re already a hell of a lot tougher than you were when you got here.”

“The difference is that I set out to do a month, not two weeks. The goal doesn’t matter, but once the goal is set, I need to achieve it. Since I can’t do a month at sea, I need to do something else.”

“Okay, but why do have to steal this thing from the Captain? Why don’t you pick some other stupid scheme that won’t get you shot? Hell, we can get on another ship, and then you go prove how tough you are to some other crew.”

“It’s not about proving anything to the crew. This is about me. Stealing the orb from the Captain is what popped in my head, and I can’t forget it now. The fact that it’s so hard tells me I’m on the right track. It’s got to be something big — this is like the Labors of Heracles.”

“The what?”

“Never mind. Just help me figure out how to do this.”

“I told you, you’re on your own here. I can’t get mixed up in this.”

“I’m not asking you to help me steal it. Just help me figure out how I can steal it.”

“How am I supposed to do that?” Frank asked. “I don’t know where it is. I don’t know how you’re going to slip onto the bridge without the Captain shooting you full of holes.”

“I know that,” Culann replied. “I need you to help me figure out how to get Gus to help me.”





Diary of Culann Riordan, Day 5


I’ve had some time—a lot of time, actually—to think about all of the choices I made that led me to my current predicament. Stealing the orb is pretty high on the list.

For one thing, it was really out of character for me. This is why Frank had such a hard time figuring out why I was doing it. He was the adventure-seeker. I was generally more concerned about my own comfort.

This isn’t entirely true, though. In stealing the orb, I acted on an impulse. To the extent I even considered the consequences, I underestimated them. (Although there was of course no way I could have foreseen what happened, I should have known something bad would happen.) It was this type of behavior that got me exiled to Alaska in the first place.

So maybe all of my bad choices were part of one big character flaw. I suppose this should be reassuring, since it means I can become a decent human being by just fixing that one flaw. I just hope that flaw is not too big to fix.

And that I have enough time left to fix it.







9


Enlisting Gus’s aid proved less challenging than they’d thought. The old man wouldn’t help them steal the orb, of course, and they were pretty sure he’d rat them out if he found out what they were up to. But as long as he didn’t know they were planning to steal the orb, he’d have no reason to consider its whereabouts privileged information. It was simply a matter of striking up a conversation and eliciting the necessary information.

This is where Frank came in. Gus had spent the last seventeen days abusing Culann, so Culann had been doing his best to avoid the first mate, even when off the clock. He couldn’t now plop down next to Gus and start shooting the breeze without arousing suspicion. But Frank had earned the man’s respect—or at least tolerance—and it wouldn’t be out of character for him to chat with Gus.

At breakfast on their last day at sea, Gus sat alone at the end of one of the long, cafeteria-style tables in the mess. He normally ate with the other old-timers, but on this day he bore the brunt of the crew’s anger against the Captain. He responded to the ostracism with uncharacteristic good cheer. He smiled at nothing and made a great show of savoring his thirty-fourth straight serving of fresh-caught cod. It looked to Culann like the old man was working hard to show how little the crew’s ire bothered him.

“They leave you alone?” Frank said with his own forced smile as he sat down across from Gus. “Must be the smell.”

“You’re not exactly a perfume ad yourself, smartass,” Gus replied. His posture relaxed, and he allowed his artificial smile to fade into his usual scowl.

“What about you, greenhorn?” he asked Culann, who hovered in mock nervousness above his cousin. “You gonna eat with me, or you giving me the cold shoulder, too?”

“Come on, cuz,” Frank said, “he won’t bite.”

Culann tried to project an air of surrender as he sat down next to his cousin.

“So it looks like you’re getting off easy,” Gus said to Culann.

“I was just getting the hang of things when the Captain called it off. I could have gone another couple of weeks.”

“I guess we’ll never know,” Gus replied.

“What do you think, Gus?” Frank asked. “Why do you think we’re going home?”

“No clue.”

“McGillicuddy thinks it’s the orb,” Frank continued.

“The what?” Gus responded.

“That weird ball Culann fished out.”

“Why didn’t you just say that?”

“Fine,” Frank said. “Do you think the weird ball has anything to do with why we’re heading home?”

“Maybe.”

“What did the Captain say about it when you brought it to him?”

“He didn’t say anything. First he sent me out to see what you dickheads were gawking at. I got standing orders to bring anything unusual we find straight to him. When I brought it back to him, he just said, ‘Let me see that.’ So I gave it to him.”

“What did he do with it?”

“He just looked at it for a while and rubbed his fingers over the writing. Looked to me like he was just trying to figure out what the hell it was, just like you idiots were.”

“You think he’s gonna keep it?”

“Looks like it. I saw him stuff it in a backpack under his bed.”

“Where’s his bed?” Frank asked.

Gus shot him a perplexed look. Culann bit his lip. They had all the information they needed, and now Frank was coming on too strong.

“What’s with all the questions?” Gus asked.

“Nothing, it’s just…” Frank’s voice trailed off.

“We’re just curious,” Culann interjected. “Aren’t you? We all think the orb is the reason we’re going home and we’d love to know just what it is.”

“What’s this got to do with me?”

“Could you ask the Captain for us?” Culann asked with the most naïve expression he could muster.

Gus burst out laughing. Frank supplied a laugh of his own, a little wooden for Culann’s taste, but Gus seemed to buy it.

“Go ask him yourself,” Gus said with a grin. “I dare you to go knock on the cabin door right now and ask him.”

“I tried telling him, Gus,” Frank said with a wooden smile. “But you know how those college boys are. They gotta know the answer to everything.”

“Kid, there’s some things you’re just better off not knowing.”




10


Culann and Frank were topside, leaning against the rail at the bow. The waves came short and choppy from the east, slowing the ship’s progress. A haze of clouds obscured the sun and cooled the air. A few miles out, lightning bit down on the horizon.

They only had a few hours until they hit port.

“How do you think this is going to play out?” Culann asked.

“Beats me,” Frank replied.

“Do you think Worner and McGillicuddy will help us?” Culann asked.

“Why not? I’m sure they’d love to see you get your head blown off.”

“Okay, but what about the cannonball? Do you think he’ll let us have it?”

“Ah, that’s going to have to be handled just right.”

The two headed down to the mess. McGillicuddy and Worner sat together at a table, sharing a can of concentrated orange juice. A few other anglers played poker at another table. It was odd for Culann to see the crew gone idle. The frenetic pace of the past two-and-a-half weeks had seemed an immutable aspect of the Orthrus.

The four huddled together for a few minutes while Culann explained the plan.

“You’re really going through with this?” Worner asked.

“Yes,” Culann replied. “Everyone is upset with the Captain, and I am going to make it right.”

“You’re nuts,” McGillicuddy said.

“You may be right,” Culann said, “but you have to agree that it would be nice to pull one over on the Captain.”

“Yeah,” McGillicuddy replied, “but is it worth it?”

“Don’t worry about it,” Culann said. “I never planned to make a career out of this, so if I get caught, it’s no big deal to me. And I’ll take full responsibility if anything goes wrong. I won’t let on that any of you knew anything about this.”

“It’s not the job, greenhorn,” Worner said. “He’ll kill you.”

“Not if we do this right.”

Worner and McGillicuddy and even Frank seemed to look at Culann with a certain level of respect that hadn’t been there before. This whole idea was absolutely asinine, but Culann was filled with determination and confidence when he spoke of it.

Without quite understanding how they’d reached this point, all four men had become convinced that stealing the orb held some significance beyond the childish prank it appeared to be.

“Okay, greenhorn,” Worner said. “What do you want from us?”

“We need your cannonball,” Frank said.

“You’re out of your fucking mind,” Worner said. “My granddad gave that to me.”

“What would you rather have?” Culann asked. “A hundred-and-fifty-year-old Civil War cannonball or a three-thousand-year-old artifact from the lost city of Atlantis?”

Worner reached back and tugged on his ponytail. Culann bit back a smile. Frank had been right about how to appeal to Worner.

“But it’s my good luck charm.”

“You’re damn right it is,” Frank said. “That’s why it brought you here. The cannonball led you to the most amazing find in the history of the world. You give us the cannonball, we’ll give you the Atlantis orb.”

“I get to keep it?”

“Absolutely,” Culann said. “If you provide the financing for this venture, you reap the profits.”

“I thought you were going to try to sell it to make up for the money we’re losing.”

“That’s still on option,” Culann said. “But it will be your decision. I don’t really care about the money. The mission itself is all I care about.”

“So what’s in it for me?” McGillicuddy asked.

“Come on,” Frank said. “You heard the plan. You know damn well that you can’t resist playing a prank this big — this is worth at least ten greenhorn fishslaps.”

“Fair enough,” McGillicuddy said with a smile. “I’m in if Worner is.”

“Okay,” Worner said after a moment’s reflection. “What else you need?”

“We’re going to need a diversion,” Culann said.

McGillicuddy’s blue eyes sparkled. “You leave that up to me.”




11


They finalized the plan and then assumed their positions. They were about ninety minutes out of port and could see the craggy coastline climbing out of the black water ahead. They were hoping the Captain would go for one last cigar before docking; if he didn’t, the whole plan went out the porthole. They’d have about five minutes to grab the orb while the Captain strolled around the deck a couple of times. Frank and Culann stood by the rail on the starboard side, about twenty feet from the door to the bridge. They wanted to keep within eyeshot without being too conspicuous.

Forty-five minutes later, the plan unfolded. The Captain stepped onto the deck, paused to light his cigar, and then ambled away. He walked with measured steps and he paused often to lean against the rail and look up at the heavy clouds above. Culann hoped the rain would hold off until they were done, lest it force the Captain to cut his stroll short.

With the Captain out of the way, that just left Gus. Culann and Frank couldn’t move until McGillicuddy completed his diversion. The cousins stood at the rail, muscles tensed, just waiting for Worner’s signal. The seconds felt like hours, and Culann began to doubt the reliability of the two rednecks who were so vital to the success of the mission.

And then they heard Worner’s weathered voice call out from the deck: “Man overboard!”

The engines shut down, causing Culann to lurch forward as the ship slowed.

Frank caught him. The door to the bridge flew open, and Gus charged out onto the deck.

“Jesus Christ,” he muttered, “I thought I was done babysitting these little faggots.”

When Gus had gone far enough away, Frank darted to the bridge, and Culann followed as quickly as he could with a cannonball jammed in his jockeys. Culann was expecting to see a large wooden wheel like in pirate movies, but the bridge looked more like the cockpit of a passenger jet. The wheel itself was indistinguishable from the steering wheel on a car, but it was surrounded by high-tech equipment with digital displays and an array of switches, buttons and dials.

“Over there,” Frank whispered, pointing to a small door at the back of the bridge.

The Captain’s quarters were small and Spartan, although far more luxurious than the cramped berths the crew members wedged themselves into each night. Shelves built into the wall held the Captain’s clothes, a few books on weather and navigation, and a pair of expensive-looking binoculars. A twin bed on a metal frame that was bolted to the floor took up most of the room. The bed was made, the blanket stretched so tight that no creases could be seen. Underneath were two black suitcases and an army-green knapsack.

“That’s gotta be it,” Frank said.

Culann bent down and pulled the bag out from under the bed. It was heavy. He unzipped the top and saw the orb there, wrapped in a white t-shirt.

“Okay, hurry up,” Frank said.

Culann pulled Worner’s cannonball from his underwear and dropped it in the knapsack. He unwrapped the orb, which was about twice as heavy as the cannonball, and stuffed it down his pants. His leg tingled as the orb made contact with his skin. He wrapped the cannonball up in the t-shirt and zipped the knapsack shut. The switch wouldn’t hold up under close scrutiny, but the cannonball was close enough in size and weight that the Captain might not notice.

“Be careful,” Frank said as Culann slid the knapsack back under the bed. “You gotta get it exactly right. A dude who makes his bed this perfectly is gonna notice if something’s out of place.”

Culann did his best, although he hadn’t paid close enough attention to the bag’s placement when he first saw it. He’d been too focused on grabbing the orb. It was heavy, too heavy for his underwear to hold, so he held his left hand over his crotch to support the orb’s weight. With his right hand, he pulled the hem of his t-shirt over the top to try to cover it all up. He hoped this would allow them to escape detection long enough to get the orb below deck, but he knew they’d be quickly found out if someone saw the obvious bulge in his pants.

“Let’s go,” Frank said.

They cut through the bridge and glanced out a porthole. A crowd of sailors huddled near the starboard side. McGillicuddy and Worner had done well. They just needed to slip past the commotion and drop the orb off in their bunks.

“What are you two doing?”

The voice was commanding and measured. It was almost mechanical with the hint of an echo, as if it had bounced off canyon walls rather than a man’s throat. The voice dug deep into the pit of Culann’s stomach.

The Captain stood before them. Though his eyes were obscured by his ever-present sunglasses, Culann could feel them scanning his face, searching for signs of deception, signs of weakness. The Captain brought the stub of his cigar up to his mouth with his left hand, while his right slid under his jacket to where his pistol undoubtedly waited. Culann tried to swallow, but the saliva had evaporated from his mouth. He heard a click as the Captain’s hand emerged from beneath his jacket.

“We went in to shut off the engine,” Frank blurted out. “After we heard the ‘man overheard’ call.”

The Captain turned his impassive face toward Frank. Culann shifted his weight ever so slightly to try to hide the bulge at his groin. Frank squared up his shoulders, as if fortifying himself against the Captain’s overpowering gaze. All three men stood silently for a few moments.

“Never go on the bridge. Ever.”

With that, the Captain strode forward, forcing Frank and Culann to scurry out of the way. They turned and raced to their quarters, never once looking back. Down below, Culann crammed the orb into his duffel bag and then exhaled for the first time since hearing the Captain’s voice.

They headed topside to join the throng surrounding McGillicuddy, who sat shivering on the deck, wrapped in a blanket. He glanced up at them and smiled as Frank gave him a thumbs-up. Worner slid behind the two cousins and gave them each a fatherly squeeze on the shoulder. They’d just about pulled it off.

Culann took a moment to soak in the exhilaration of his victory. With the engines idle, the Orthrus bobbed calmly on the waves, and Culann felt relaxed for the first time since they’d embarked. He observed the total absence of color in the world around him.

The ship was the color of old gym socks, while the sea beneath them was black. The jagged coastline on the horizon was a pile of gray rocks, and the sky above was a swirling mass of dark clouds. He’d soon be on dry land, where he could start planning the next phase of his life, whatever that might entail.

As if it had been patiently waiting for Culann to first complete his mission, the rain chose that very moment to come pouring down. There had been no preamble of droplets. When the rain came, it came in earnest. Within seconds, Culann was soaked through to the skin, and the men scampered below deck and crowded into the mess, which quickly assumed the musty odor of wet dog. Culann yearned for a shower.

He and his co-conspirators sat together at one of the tables, but it was too crowded for them to discuss what they had done. The four men just grinned at one another.

McGillicuddy and Worner hadn’t yet been told of the close call with the Captain, a story Culann was already working through in his head to maximize its narrative impact on these strange men who were now his friends.

“Why haven’t they started the engines yet?” Frank wondered.

“Beats me,” said McGillicuddy. “That son of a bitch was in such a hurry to get home, you’d think we’d be high-tailin’ right now.”

“Hell, I’m ready to go home,” Worner said. “I don’t want to spend any more time cooped up in this sardine can with you creeps.”

“Something’s wrong,” Culann said. His throat tightened up.

The entire crew of the Orthrus looked up at once as Gus stood in the doorway to the mess. His eyes were narrow, and his scowl dug deeper than usual.

“Greenhorn, Frank,” he called out. All eyes turned towards the cousins.

“The Captain wants to see the both of you.”




12


“What were you two doing in here earlier?”

Frank and Culann leaned against the back wall of the bridge. The Captain stood before them, his face just inches away from theirs. He was even taller than Frank, so he towered over Culann, who felt like a child in the principal’s office. Except that he didn’t know any principals who carried guns under their jackets. Gus glared at Culann from over the Captain’s shoulder.

“We told you, Cap,” Frank said. “We went in to kill engines.”

The Captain let out a short, disdainful sigh. The pistol materialized in his right hand. He jammed it into Frank’s stomach.

“Gus killed the engines, not you. If you don’t tell me what you did, I’m going to kill you.”

“We didn’t do anything, uh, sir,” Culann stammered. “I just was curious. I wanted to see what it looked like in here. Frank didn’t have anything to do with it. He just came in to tell me that I wasn’t supposed to be in here. It won’t happen again, I promise.”

The gun now pressed against Culann’s ribs.

“You expect me to believe that?”

The Captain’s imperious voice boomed in concert with the thunder crashing outside. Culann pressed his body back as far as he could against the wall, as if he could press hard enough to pass through it. The gun dug into his side, and he resisted the urge to try to push it away with his hand.

“It’s the truth, sir.”

“Then why won’t the engines start?” the Captain shouted.

“Engines, sir?” Culann replied, genuinely puzzled.

“The goddamned engines won’t start. The radio is out, too. I find it hard to believe that you two just happened to be messing around in here before everything stopped working, and that the two events are not somehow related.”

“Honestly, Cap,” Frank said, “we didn’t touch anything in here.”

The gun wedged again into Frank’s broad belly.

“So it’s just a coincidence, is that it?”

“It must be, Cap. Maybe it was the storm. We could’ve gotten struck by lightning.”

“It makes sense, Captain,” Gus said. “I got an easier time believing we got zapped than that these two dipshits were smart enough to sabotage the ship.”

The Captain stood silently for a moment, the gun still all that separated him from Frank. Then he stepped back and slid his weapon back under his jacket. He jerked his thumb toward the door. Frank and Culann ducked their heads and hurried out into the deluge on the deck.

With the engines out and no working radio, the Orthrus bobbed on the stormy sea within sight of land for half a day before another ship came along. The whole time, Culann feared the Captain would peek under his bed and find the orb missing. But the Captain was fortunately preoccupied with the ship’s mechanical difficulties and efforts to arrange a tug back to shore. While the Captain, Gus, and a few of the handier sailors struggled with the engines, the rest of the crew lounged in absolute boredom down in the mess. Crammed together with thoughts of frustration on their minds and home tantalizingly out of reach, a few scuffles broke out. Worner busied himself by duct-taping the combatants’ wounds.

The storm broke around dusk, about which time a ship came close enough to see a few dozen sailors waving frantically from the deck. About an hour later, a tugboat pulled the Orthrus back into Three Fingers. When they disembarked, Culann stumbled as his feet felt the firmness of earth for the first time in over two weeks and he toppled to his knees. The other members of the crew, more accustomed to the transitions between land and sea, snickered at him as they shoved by. He was still a greenhorn, after all.

Twenty minutes later, they all boarded the ferry bound for Pyrite. As the boat pulled away, Culann watched the Captain smoke a cigar on the deck of the Orthrus while waiting for mechanics to arrive. The Captain shrank as the ferry neared Pyrite and then disappeared. For good, Culann hoped.

“You know what day it is?” Frank asked.

Culann had lost track of time almost immediately after going out to sea. He knew they’d been gone for seventeen days because others had said so, but he’d been too overwhelmed and exhausted to count the days himself. He couldn’t recall when they’d gone to sea.

“It’s the Fourth of July,” Frank said with a grin. “Party time.”




Part III

RETURN TO PYRITE







Diary of Culann Riordan, Day 6


I guess I haven’t talked about the fog yet. Christ. As if living in the land of constant sunlight wasn’t bad enough, the whole island is surrounded by fog. Sometimes it stays back. Other times it rolls in and soaks everything. When it gets like that, I feel suffocated. It’s as bad as the dogs.

On top of that, I’m always hearing thunder. It doesn’t sound too far off, but I never see the lightning, presumably because the fog is in the way. I’m worried that lightning is going to strike one of the trees on the island and squash the dogs who are ceaselessly pissing on them. It’s odd, in light of all the dead humans I’ve had to deal with in the past few days, but the thought of even one dead dog really bothers me. I guess it’s because the dogs can’t understand what’s happening to them. Although the people who died were in the same boat. Maybe I just like dogs, which is a recent development.

Well, back to the fog. They say that people with old injuries can feel it when it rains. My injuries are new, but they are constantly throbbing as if to tell me that the weather sucks out here. Maybe if the sky cleared up a bit, I could go 24 hours without smoking pot. Which reminds me…

That feels a little better.

Oh, I almost forgot. The weirdest thing happened today. A fish — I don’t know, a trout or something — jumped out of the water and landed on the dock when I was working on the shore. As I said, I don’t want to see anything else die. It took me awhile to get over there, but it was still alive when I got there. I scooped it up and tossed it back in the water. Not thirty seconds later, the same fish (I assume, but who the hell knows?) jumped back up on the dock and slid across the planks and into the water on the other side. I waited for a good half-an-hour, but it didn’t come back. Weird, right? In hindsight, I guess I should have fed it to the dogs before they starve to death, but then I would have missed the completed trick.







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By the time the ferry docked, the handful of Pyrite residents who’d remained ashore were already well into the Independence Day celebration. Dozens of dogs barked excitedly before charging forward to greet their masters. The crew of the Orthrus paused briefly to accept this gracious welcome before descending upon the beer tent. The crew arrived unannounced, so Alistair had to send a few guys back to the bar to round up additional provisions. Culann quickly downed his first beer and poured himself a second.

His time at sea had done little to diminish his thirst, but he’d earned this. He inspected the fat pink scar on his palm for a moment and then dumped his second beer down his throat.

He thought of nothing but refilling his plastic cup with more lukewarm keg beer.

Worner came over and draped an arm around Culann’s neck.

“Let’s see it, kid.”

“Oh, right,” Culann replied. “I’d almost forgotten about it.”

He crouched down and unzipped his duffel bag. Drawing forth the orb, Culann ran his fingers across the impossibly-smooth surface. The symbols were not as he’d remembered them. Had they changed? He recalled each one being a separate, quasi-geometrical shape. But now, they seemed to have grown together. Each shape had expanded to touch the symbols around it. The orb now contained a spiderweb of interconnected symbols even more perplexing that what Culann had first seen.

A crowd gathered around as he examined the orb. Word quickly spread of the Riordan boys’ daring exploits, and their two accomplices eagerly described their own roles in the heist. The other members of the crew who’d all been intimidated and mystified by the Captain’s silent authority admired the pluck of the lucky greenhorn who’d managed to outsmart him.

They passed the orb around, reigniting the debates about its origin. Culann had gotten enough of these arguments on the ship, so he snatched up his duffel bag and slipped through the crowd. McGillicuddy followed.

“Hey, greenhorn, come meet my wife.”

McGillicuddy introduced Culann to Margaret, a lanky woman with curly red hair who looked more like his sister than his wife. She smiled with her whole face as she pumped Culann’s hand.

“Well, it’s a real honor to meet such a celebrity,” she teased. “Only in Pyrite can you become a hero by stealing from your boss.”

“You’re right about that,” Culann said with a smile. “I’m glad I finally found a place with a moral code that aligns with my own.”

“Oh, yeah,” McGillicuddy jumped in. “I forgot to tell you, Margie. He’s not just a thief; he’s a pervert, too.”

Culann averted his eyes, but Margaret let out a series of deep belly-laughs.

“Is that right?” she said. “You should run for mayor.”

“Don’t let Alistair hear you say that,” McGillicuddy said. “He’s already salty with the greenhorn for laughing at him.”

“You think he’s still mad at me?”

“Probably not,” McGillicuddy replied, “but he’s a weird dude. It’s hard to know what’ll set him off. Just mind your manners from now on, and you’ll be fine.”

Culann’s first day in Pyrite seemed like a lifetime ago. He could barely remember his initial encounter with Alistair. Alcohol was certainly part of the explanation for that, but Culann felt like a different person now. He’d survived his ordeal and been reborn.

The life he’d led before the voyage faded into the background. This is exactly what Culann had been hoping for, and he owed it all to the orb.

Culann drank hard. The exertion of the last few weeks plus the nerve-wracking encounters with the Captain left him exhausted. It felt good to relax. He reveled in the curious esteem in which the Orthrus men now held him. They repeatedly toasted his courage and ingenuity, so he made frequent returns to the keg, always careful to speak courteously to Alistair, who showed no signs of holding a grudge. The burly barman was all smiles beside his wife, Julia, a sturdy-looking woman with camel-blond hair that ran down to her shoulders, and his boy, Marty, a mop-headed six-year-old wearing an oversized t-shirt that hung from his bony shoulders. The only child on the island, Marty appeared content to chase the many dogs around the picnic grounds. Other than Alistair, there was no one Culann felt any need to impress, especially since the few women in attendance were married and at least ten years too old for him.

And then he saw her.

She wore cut-off jeans that revealed long legs tanned by the eternal Alaska summer sun. Small, firm breasts pushed against a tight tanktop. Her crow-black hair was pulled back in a ponytail that accentuated her delicate neck. A few freckles dusted her pert little nose, and red lips curled up into a beguiling smile. She was beautiful. He had to go talk to her. He ran his fingers through his hair and headed towards her.

“She’s fifteen, Culann,” Frank said. “And she’s Gus’s daughter.”

“Oh, shit.”

“Stay away from her, pervert!”

Gus charged over from across the tent. He jabbed his right index finger in the air for effect. Culann held his hands up and stepped back a few feet. As Frank turned to intercept the enraged first mate, Culann spun around and headed back to the keg.

“What the hell is that?” Gus said when he saw the orb circulating through the crowd. “You bastards stole that thing.”

“Don’t worry about it,” McGillicuddy said with a slight slur. “That prick won’t know it’s missing.”

“Like hell,” Gus replied. “He’ll be on my ass about this, you better believe it. Give me that thing.”

Boos rained down on Gus as he yanked the orb from Margaret’s hands. The crew was still upset at being sent home early and wasn’t pleased to see Gus continue to take the Captain’s position. But no one tried to stop him either. The chain of command seemed to hold, even on dry land.

Worner elbowed Culann in the ribs and winked. Culann was sober enough to understand that they were just going to have to go steal the orb back from Gus. He took a drink and hoped they could wait until tomorrow.




2


When they’d arrived, country music had blared out of two large speakers set up on either side of the tent. Now only static came out. Worner tried to fix it, but he proved to be as skilled a repairman as he was a paramedic. Someone brought out another radio, but it too got only static. McGillicuddy surmised a power outage in Fairbanks which shut down all of the radio stations. The celebration continued without the benefit of music, and no one seemed to mind.

Culann spent the evening under the beer tent, casting periodic glances towards Gus’s daughter. Frank spent his night keeping Culann away from her and Gus away from Culann. As Culann drank, he grew bolder. Gus stood firmly at his daughter’s side, never once taking his eyes off of the greenhorn.

“Come on,” Frank said with exasperation. “Let’s take a walk.”

Culann had gotten drunk. He stumbled as they passed out of the picnic grounds and on to a trail into the woods, but Frank caught him. Frank swallowed his beer in one draught and tossed his cup aside.

“Just a peck on the top of the head, huh?” Frank said.

“What?”

“What really happened with Kat DeLuca?”

“It happened just like I said it did,” he replied before pausing to take a drink. “I just left out part of the story.”

“Well, you better tell me the whole story before Gus stabs you.”

“Okay. After I left DeLuca’s, Vic DeLuca called the police. They came by and asked me some questions, but at this point I hadn’t really done anything wrong. There’s no law against kissing a girl on top of the head. They just told me to stay away from Kat and Vic, which was fine with me, and they left me alone.

“So legally speaking, I had nothing to worry about. But after calling the police, Vic called my principal. What I had done was not illegal, but it was definitely unprofessional. The school has to be very careful about these kinds of things. So within about two hours of leaving DeLuca’s, I received a call from the principal telling me I was suspended pending an investigation. I wasn’t too concerned since I really hadn’t done anything, and they were still paying me while I was suspended.

“So basically it was just an extension of spring break. I obviously couldn’t go to DeLuca’s and thought it best to lay low while this thing blew over, so I stayed home and drank alone. I know there are more constructive things to do with my time, but I figured that under the circumstances, getting drunk by myself would at least keep me out of trouble. So that’s what I did for the next three days. Everything would have been fine, except…”

“Except what?”

“Kat DeLuca stopped by. She said she felt bad about what had happened. She said she told the principal that I hadn’t done anything wrong, but her dad was still pressuring the district to fire me.”

“You let her into her house?”

“Yes. In hindsight it was pretty stupid, but it was raining, and it seemed silly to stand out in the rain for appearance’s sake when there was no one watching. Plus I was drunk.”

“So what happened?”

“She kissed me.”

“You sure you didn’t kiss her?”

“Honestly, I didn’t. She initiated. But I didn’t stop her and I…”

“You what?”

“I had sex with her.”

Before he’d said this, Culann hadn’t realized how guilty he’d felt for hiding the truth from Frank. Even though it was alcohol that loosened his tongue, a surge of relief flooded through Culann. He was foolish to have thought he could achieve absolution without confession.

“Jesus, Culann. You can go to jail for that, you know.”

“It was a moment of weakness. I told her we couldn’t ever do that again, and we didn’t.”

“Did she tell on you?”

“No, she didn’t. But her dad had hired a private investigator to watch me. He got video footage of her coming into my house and then leaving half-an-hour later. Kat found out about it and called me. I left town before the police came back, which was only a matter of time.”

“So all of this ‘I’m-not-a-pervert-stuff’ has been bullshit.”

“You can think what you want, Frank, but it was an isolated incident.”

“Oh, yeah? Then how come I have to just about tackle you to keep you away from Gus’s daughter?”

“I’m not going to do anything to her. Is there something wrong with striking up a conversation with the only person here who’s not a smelly old fisherman?”

“You are so full of shit, Culann. I thought this whole thing was supposed to be some sort of therapy for you. You were talking about doing ‘something big’ so you could put all this behind you. But the minute we get to shore, you’re drunk off your ass and chasing after the only underage girl within a hundred miles. You haven’t changed at all.

This has all been bullshit.”

Culann didn’t respond. Frank was right. Culann had proved something to himself by surviving the voyage and wresting the orb away from the Captain. He’d proved that he was tougher than he’d thought and that he was not just bright, but clever. But so what?

Toughness and cleverness had not been his problems. It was all meaningless if his trials didn’t lead him to a different sort of life. The two walked silently in the murkily-sunlit night. Frank stopped.

“Where are the mosquitoes?” Frank asked.

“What?”

“The mosquitoes. This time of year we should be walking through a shit-ton of mosquitoes. I haven’t gotten bit once.”

It was true. Culann didn’t have a bite on him. The day before they embarked, Culann had learned to be careful talking outside to prevent bugs from flying into his mouth. Now there were none.

“Holy shit,” Frank said. “Look down.”

Culann couldn’t tell at first, because they blended in with the brown dirt road, but there were thousands, maybe millions, of dead mosquitoes lying in the road. The cousins crouched down. Every square inch of the road was covered with miniscule corpses.

“Did they spray for bugs?” Culann asked.

“Up here it doesn’t make any sense to. If you sprayed enough to put a dent in the mosquito population, we’d all be dead.”

“Weird,” Culann said before draining the last of his cup. “I’m empty. Let’s go back.”

“Okay, but stay away from Gus’s daughter. He keeps a knife in his boot, you know. A big one.”

Frank led the way back to the party. McGillicuddy was shooting off bottle rockets. As they approached the tent, a bird dropped from the sky and landed at their feet.

“Did that crazy son of a bitch hit a bird?” Frank asked.

Culann bent down and examined the bird, a gray- and white-striped sparrow. Its feathers weren’t singed and it showed no signs of injury, but it was surely dead.

“I don’t think so,” Culann said. “I guess its time was just up.”

They walked farther and found another dead bird on the walkway. On the path ahead, two dogs were fighting over something, something that shed feathers each time they shook their heads. Beyond them, in the clearing ahead, dozens of dogs ran around with birds in their mouths, shaking them savagely and tossing the carcasses around. By now the other revelers had caught sight of what was happening. They lined the edge of the tent and stared out at the field littered with dead birds.

Theories were of course posited.

“Maybe they got poisoned somehow,” McGillicuddy wondered.

“It’s all those oil wells up here,” his wife replied. “Alaska is being raped by those greedy bastards. Who knows what they’re dumping into the atmosphere? The birds could only take so much. This is probably just the tip of iceberg.”

“It’s not pollution,” Alistair replied, his eyes, unblinking, focused off in the distance. “At least not in the physical sense. This is caused by spiritual pollution. This is the hand of God. He is visiting plague and pestilence upon us to punish us for our wicked ways. If His vengeance is reaching all the way up here, the rest of the world must already be gone.”

A few people tittered at Alistair’s gloomy prediction, but the rest at least entertained the possibility they were facing something beyond worldly explanation.

Whatever it was, people were concerned for their dogs, happily romping through the field of death. The festivities came to an abrupt halt. The dogs and their owners retreated to the safety of their homes. Frank and Culann snatched a keg to take back with them

“Alphonse, come,” Frank shouted at the dog, who was busy chewing on a bird.

Frank called again, but the dog ignored him.

“Goddamnit, Alphonse. Come!”

Alphonse paused for a moment to scratch his ear with his hind leg, but then he resumed gnawing on the bird.

“Come on, Alphonse,” Culann said with a clap of his hands, and the dog suddenly cast aside the bird and trotted over to the cousins.

“What the fuck was that?” Frank asked.

“I guess he likes me now.”

“Yeah, well that makes one of us.”





Diary of Culann Riordan, Day 9


The last time I’d seen Frank before coming to Alaska had been at his second wedding. He and I drank together at the Holiday Inn bar just outside of the hall where the reception was taking place. We were both drunk and not paying appropriate levels of attention to my date or his new bride. We reminisced about all the good times we’d had as boys, lamented how we’d grown apart and made false promises to spend more time together.

My date was Darlene, a girl I’d been seeing for about three months. She taught at the junior high school in my district, so we were acquainted through work but didn’t actually work together on a daily basis. This cut down on the awkwardness that I might have otherwise experienced after getting so drunk that night that I wet the bed. Darlene barely spoke to me as we drove home the next morning, and never spoke to me again afterwards.

Frank didn’t fare much better. One of the last things I remember about that night was seeing Alison arguing with him and wiping her mascara-stained tears on the white lace sleeve of her wedding dress. They would split up within six months. When my dad told me about their impending divorce, I vowed to call Frank and offer my sympathies, which I never did.







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Culann awoke to Alphonse’s insistent tongue against his face. He pushed the dog away and forced his eyelids open. Frank was still out cold. Alphonse whined up at him.

Culann got up and pushed open the front door for him, but the dog evidently didn’t need to use the bathroom. Culann certainly did, so he shut the door and went into the tiny WC

for a long leak. He tried to flush the toilet, but nothing came out. After finishing, Culann almost tripped over Alphonse, who pressed against his leg as he returned to the living room.

“Frank, there’s something wrong with your toilet.”

He didn’t answer. Culann went into the kitchen, Alphonse clinging to his heels the whole way. Culann poured himself a bowl of Cheerios. Alphonse sat at his feet, staring up at him. Figuring he was hungry, Culann poured kibble into his dish, but the dog ignored it.

“Frank, do you want any cereal?”

He didn’t respond, so Culann ate the cereal dry with Alphonse lying over the tops of his feet. After finishing, Culann tried the radio again. Not even static came out.

“Hey, Frank, wake up.”

He continued to lie still. Culann reached over and shook his shoulder. No response. Employing an old trick from boyhood slumber parties, he pinched Frank’s nose shut. His face felt cold.

Culann jumped up and wiped his hand on has pants. He charged out of the trailer to look for Worner in the ridiculous hope that the piss-poor paramedic could somehow raise the dead. Alphonse followed closely behind. As they ran the quarter mile to Worner’s place, every dog in Pyrite began to bark. Those dogs that were outside and unchained followed, while the rest shouted encouragement to the others rushing by.

Not bothering to knock, Culann shoved his way into Worner’s shack. Alphonse and three other dogs crowded along with him into the humble living room. Worner lay face down on the floor, not moving. An orange housecat lay on its back beside him like an overturned table, its tiny pink tongue hanging from its mouth. The dogs whined up at Culann. He backed out into the road and dropped to his knees, stunned by the sights of Frank and Worner dead, and the realization that others were likely gone, too. He’d fled civilization to live with these rugged outsiders who died just after they’d accepted him.

Frank was the only person in his life he could rely on, and he’d grown close to Worner and McGillicuddy in their time at sea. Yesterday he’d imagined that they’d formed a lifetime bond through their adventures. Today Culann was alone in the world.

“My dad’s dead,” a small voice called out from behind him.

He turned and saw Gus’s daughter, looking every bit as beautiful as the night before. Her hair hung down to her shoulders. She wore a UAF Nanooks t-shirt that came down to the tops of her thighs. If she wore anything else, Culann couldn’t see it. Her eyes were puffy from crying. He rose to his feet.

“Worner’s dead, too,” he said. “And my cousin, Frank.”

She nodded. Culann walked over and put his arm around her shoulder. She fell sobbing into him. He inhaled the lilac scent of her hair and squeezed her tightly for a few moments, savoring her sweet vitality while contemplating the death around him.

“I’m sorry,” she said, pushing away. “I don’t even know you.”

“My name’s Culann.”

“I’m Constance.”

“Something bad has happened. Something big. We need to figure out how big.”

She nodded.

“I’m going to check each house. You can come with me if you want, but you might not like what you see.”

She thought about it for a second and then said, “I want to go with you.”

Culann extended his hand, and she took it. A tingling ran up his arm as her slender fingers clutched his hand. They crossed the street and opened the door to the cabin. Two dogs bounded out and joined the pack swirling around them. Inside they found a dead fisherman on a cot. Constance turned her head away.

“So, do you live out here year-round?” he asked, wanting to distract her from the horrors surrounding them.

“No, I live with my mom in Fairbanks. I don’t see my dad all that much.’

“What are you doing out here now? We were supposed to be gone for another week-and-a-half. How did you know we’d be back early?”

“I didn’t,” she replied with a smirk. “I thought I could get two weeks to myself by coming up before he got back.”

“Why would a girl your age need two weeks by herself?”

“It doesn’t really matter.”

The two worked their way from dwelling to dwelling, finding only dead fishermen and live dogs. Along the way, they stepped over dead birds, dead squirrels, dead raccoons. About a half-mile up the road, a woman slouched against the front door of her trailer. She raised her hand to her lips and puffed on a cigarette. Culann and Constance raced over, the dogs nearly enveloping the woman in their enthusiasm.

She looked up at them with blank eyes. It was Margaret McGillicuddy,

McGillicuddy’s wife, although she was drained of the effervescence Culann had found so charming the night before. He had a hard time recognizing her at first.

“Moses is dead,” she said.

Culann nodded.

“Neighbors are dead, too.”

He put his left hand on her shoulder, careful not to let go of Constance’s hand with his right. Culann explained what he’d found out so far, who he knew to be dead.

Margaret listened without speaking. She smoked her cigarette down to the filter and then lit another one.

“But if we’re alive, there’s got to be more,” Constance chimed in.

Culann was buoyed by the hopefulness in her voice. And she was right. Margaret stayed on her step, but Culann, Constance and the dogs found seven more survivors.

Alistair, Julia and little Marty had all survived. There was Simon Coughlin, an elderly man who ran the general store and appeared to be blind in his clouded-over left eye.

Culann recognized him as one of the silent old coots from Alistair’s bar. And there were fishermen’s wives. Genevieve Gordon looked to be about fifty years old. She spoke with a faint French accent and a not-so-faint slur. Culann guessed she’d responded to the sight of her husband dead beside her by cracking open a bottle. LaTonya Munch was a slight woman of about forty with a hooked nose. Carla Verig was the stoic Native woman who’d waved to Culann from her doorway on his first drunken stumble up Pyrite Avenue. She again wore her raincoat despite the sunny sky. By the time the group finished their survey, the pack of dogs following them had surged to around fifty.




4


A survivor’s meeting convened in the tavern. They gathered around the bar’s only table. The dogs, who had pressed through the doorway as they entered, now occupied virtually every bit of floor space in the bar. Alistair poured out a few shots of whiskey to settle the nerves. Even Constance had one. Culann had four.

Between the ten of them, they could account for every resident of Pyrite. Aside from Culann, every member of the crew of the Orthrus was dead. The nine other survivors were the only people currently on the island who had not served on the Orthrus.

Not a single dog had died, but every other animal wild or tame that had been spotted was dead. Moreover there wasn’t a radio, television, cell phone or two-way on the island that could receive a signal from the outside world.

“So what is it?” asked Julia, running her finger along her broad chin.

“It’s got to be a virus of some kind,” Carla said before averting her gaze and smoothing out imaginary wrinkles in her raincoat. She didn’t seem to Culann to be much of a talker.

“I still think it’s pollution,” Margaret said, her once-glimmering blue eyes now dull with grief. “Something in the air is killing us.”

“But then why are the radios out?” countered Simon in a croak that suggested he was even less used to talking than Carla.

“If a virus hit the mainland,” Genevieve responded with a whiskey-thickened tongue, “there wouldn’t be anything for the radio stations to send out.”

“My mom’s in Fairbanks,” Constance said. “Do you think she’s okay?”

“Of course she is,” Margaret said with forced calm. “Your mom is fine, and we’re going to get you to her as soon as possible.”

“Don’t lie to the child,” Alistair said with such forcefulness a vein throbbed in the side of his shaved head. “This is the hand of God. We all need to get ready for His return. Are you a Christian?”

Constance nodded her head.

“Good,” Alistair replied. “Maybe that’s why we are still alive. We are the saved.”

Margaret smirked and said, “I’m not much of a Christian. Besides, do you really think the pervert here is one of the saved?”

“What about the orb?” Culann asked to change the subject. “The orb that Gus”—he squeezed Constance’s bare knee to cushion the blow of hearing her late father’s name—“took from us last night.”

They had all seen the orb last night, even little Marty, and been drawn into the debates as to its origin.

“Why do you seek worldly explanations?” Alistair shot back. “The End of Days is clearly upon us. No other explanation makes sense.”

“But we don’t know that the orb is a worldly explanation,” his wife replied.

“Perhaps it is the implement through which the Lord is doing His work.”

Alistair massaged his thick neck in tacit acceptance.

“Julia has a point,” LaTonya said while placing her hand on Julia’s arm. “I don’t know whether this came from Earth or heaven. Or hell, for that matter. I’m sure it has something to do with what’s going on.”

Heads nodded in agreement.

“But why are you still alive?” LaTonya asked Culann.

““If you found it,” Genevieve said, “shouldn’t you be the first to go?”

“What kind of name is Culann, anyway?” Simon asked with a squint.

“Irish.”

“You sure it ain’t Russian?”

“Calm down,” Julia interjected. “We don’t know anything yet, so there’s no use throwing out accusations. Where is the orb?”

“My house,” Constance whispered, her eyes never leaving the floor. Culann gave her knee another reassuring squeeze.

Julia and Marty stayed behind while the rest, dogs included, trekked back to Gus’s cabin. Constance waited outside. The grizzled old bastard was in his cramped bathroom. His bare ass hovered over the toilet seat, and his face rested against the opposite wall. He’d keeled over in the middle of taking a dump. This was the sight Constance had woken up to.

The orb rested on the nightstand in the bedroom. Culann picked it up, once again marveling at its polished shine and sturdy heft. Glancing down, he saw that the symbols had changed once more. Now they’d formed into neat rows, mostly of interlocking triangles, with a few circles thrown in. With each change, the symbols seemed to Culann to be taking a more definite shape. He looked up. Everyone stepped back from him.

“You sure you should be touching it?” LaTonya asked.

“Probably not,” he answered, “but we need to figure this thing out.”

They walked out of the cabin and headed back to the bar. Culann held the orb, fingering its odd markings as they walked. After a few moments, a scream cut through the still air.

“Julia!” Alistair shouted, and he ran towards the bar as quickly as his bad leg would carry him.

The others raced after him, the dogs charging ahead. The people had to push the mutts out of the way to get to the middle of the bar, where Julia was performing CPR on Marty. Alistair gripped his son’s lifeless hand as his wife pressed down on the boy’s chest. The two struggled futilely to will their son back to life. Finally, they collapsed into each other, their tears pouring down on Marty’s body.

The others stayed back, but the pack of dogs pressed up against the grieving parents and their fallen son, seeming to swallow the fractured family whole. Then Julia rose up from the midst of fur and wagging tails, followed by Alistair, who held Marty’s body to his chest. He laid the boy down upon the bar, kissed his forehead, and turned away.

“We’re going to die,” he said.

It certainly looked that way to Culann. Up until now, the survivors had been assuming that they were the lucky ones, that whatever this was, it could not harm those who’d made it through the night. But Marty put the lie to that notion. Now they wondered who would be next.

It wouldn’t take long to find out.

“It’s suicide to stay here,” Carla whispered.

“She’s right,” Margaret replied. “We need to get off the island if we’re going to have a chance.”

“I got a boat,” Simon said. “All nine of us can fit, no problem.”

“Get us the hell out of here,” Alistair said, his voice choked with bitterness.

Culann wasn’t so sure they could outrun whatever this was, but he voiced his agreement nonetheless. Simon hurried over to his shack to get the keys. While the others waited for him to return, a concerted whining arose from the dogs in one corner of the bar. The humans went over to investigate and found Genevieve slumped forward onto the table. Considering how much she’d drank, she could easily have passed out, but Margaret felt for a pulse and shook her head.

“We got to get out of here,” Alistair cried. “Maybe it’s this bar. Everyone died indoors, right? We need fresh air.”

They all ran to the doorway, pushing dogs out of the way as they scrambled for fresh air. They stood outside panting in the humidity when Carla dropped to the ground in a heap, her straight black hair fanned out onto the grass. She’d been standing right in front of Culann, showing no signs of distress, when her legs buckled. Her face revealed no pain, no fear, no shock. She looked like she’d fallen asleep. But she was dead.

“God in heaven,” Alistair cried. “It’s the orb.”

“Yeah,” LaTonya added. “We have to get rid of it.”

Culann agreed. Nobody had dropped dead before they pulled this thing out of the sea. He took a running start and heaved the orb into the water. It plunked beneath the surface and disappeared into the blackness. Truthfully, though, the water could only have been about five feet deep, which didn’t seem nearly deep enough to Culann.

“I don’t want to die,” Constance sobbed.

Culann reached out for her and pulled her close. She pressed her head against his chest and he could feel her tears, hot and wet, soaking through his shirt. He rubbed her back and then rested his fingers on the exposed skin of her neck. Her soft hair tickled his knuckles.

“Simon should be back by now,” LaTonya said.

They all knew she was right and what that meant.

“Forget it,” shouted Alistair. “We’ll row across. It’s not that far.”

Down by the dock, they found two small rowboats. All six couldn’t fit in one, so they decided that Alistair would row one and Culann would row the other. Julia and LaTonya got into Alistair’s boat with him. Margaret dropped dead while they were trying to decide, so it was just Constance and Culann in the other boat. The dogs swarmed along the dock, howling at the last five humans as they pushed off into the water.

Alistair’s boat shot out into the water. Culann wasn’t much of an oarsman, and it took him a while to get the hang of it. Though it was a warm day, a cool breeze blew across the water. Constance shivered in her t-shirt. Culann gallantly removed his shirt and tossed it to her. She smiled, wrapped the shirt around her bare legs, and then fastened her gaze to her feet. The sun and the breeze felt good on Culann’s skin. He stroked harder, more smoothly, and started to catch up to Alistair’s boat. Constance lifted her eyes. He smiled at her, and she smiled back, and he felt like he could row forever.

Of course, he then reminded himself, he didn’t have forever.

They overtook Alistair’s boat about two hundred yards offshore. It wasn’t moving. An oar floated past. Julia lay huddled over Alistair, whose head rested in her lap.

He’d evidently died first. LaTonya’s feet were caught under one of the seats and the rest of her body leaned over the side of the boat. Her head was submerged, leaving her hair to float up to the surface like a bloom of brown seaweed.

“We are the only ones left,” Constance said.

She’d said we. Him and her. We. Culann felt a fluttering in his chest despite the cloud of death behind him. We may be about to die, he thought, but he was alive now. He leaned forward and kissed her.

“Eww, gross. What are you doing?”

“I’m sorry,” he stammered. “I couldn’t help it.”

“Are you some kind of pervert?”

“You just looked so beautiful.”

“My dad just died. We’re probably going to die. What is wrong with you?”

“Sorry.”

“Put your shirt back on. It smells anyway.”

She flung the shirt at Culann. Humiliated, he started pulling it back over his head.

He then felt the rowboat rock and heard a splash. He pulled the shirt down from in front of his eyes. Constance lay face down in the water. A cascade of tiny bubbles churned the water around her. He was alone.

The mainland was still a good half-mile away. Culann didn’t know if he’d live long enough to make it there, and he didn’t know if it would do any good if he did. He sat there for a minute, feeling the gentle rocking of waves beneath him. He could hear the faint echo of the dogs barking back on the dock. They were still alive and so too was he, at least for now, and he felt suddenly guilty for abandoning them.

As he pondered his options, he heard another sound from over his shoulder. He turned and faced the mainland. A motorboat was coming towards him with what looked like two people in the front seats. An overhead light flashed blue and red as the boat came closer. It was a police boat, and Culann’s little rowboat was clearly its destination. He pulled the oars in and waited.




Part IV

THE HOUNDSMAN







The Diary of Culann Riordan, Day 11


I’m reading a book I found at Worner’s place called The Pagan Saints. It’s all about how the Christian practice of venerating saints is really just a way of syncretizing ancient beliefs into modern religions. There a lot of saints associated with dogs in here –

I’ve been reading these parts aloud to entertain my companions. There’s an illustration of St. Christopher represented in medieval iconography as having the face of a dog. I held this up for the dogs to see. Alphonse raised his head up and down like he was nodding. At that point, I put the pot away.

The most bizarre entry in the book was St. Guinefort, a greyhound who lived in France in the Thirteenth Century. According to legend, a hunter came home and found Guinefort sitting in the room of the hunter’s infant son. Blood covered the walls and dripped from Guinefort’s jaws. Overcome with grief at the loss of his son, the hunter shot an arrow through the dog’s heart. At that exact moment, the baby cried out from the cradle. The hunter saw that the child was unscathed. Under the cradle, the hunter found a dead viper. Guinefort had saved the child and been killed for it. This tale of canine martyrdom resonated with medieval Christians, who revered the dog for nearly a hundred years until the Church declared the practice heresy.

That’s an impressive dog — sainthood sounds appropriate to me. I wonder if any of my dogs would ever do anything so heroic. Hell, I’ve never done anything close, and my life is probably about over. It’s one thing to be un-heroic, but another to realize the time for heroism is almost up.







1


“You’re Culann Riordan, aren’t you?” asked the first officer, a short and stocky young woman wearing a polo shirt and baseball cap, both bearing the words Alaska State Trooper.

“Yes.”

Culann’s little rowboat floated next to the police boat, the bow of which rose about five feet above the water line. Culann had to crane his neck to see the officers. The second officer, a tall, middle-aged black man—the only black man Culann had seen in Alaska—tossed down a line.

“Please tie one end to your vessel, Mr. Riordan.”

“Yes, sir.”

“Mr. Riordan,” the first officer continued, “we have a warrant for your arrest.

You’ve been charged with statutory rape in Illinois, and we’ve been asked to extradite you. Do you understand?”

“Yes, ma’am.”

“We’d like you to climb up onto our vessel. Officer Williams is going to help you, and we would like you to cooperate with us. Do you understand?”

“Yes, ma’am.”

“Good. Please climb aboard.”

“There’s something you should know,” Culann said.

“Why don’t you climb aboard so you can tell us?” she replied.

“It might be dangerous for you to be near me.”

“Are you threatening us, Mr. Riordan?”

“No, ma’am.”

“Get in the boat,” she said with such authority Culann found himself clambering aboard without consciously deciding to do so. Officer Williams pulled him up by the arm, and before Culann realized what was happening, he was face down on the boat bottom with his hands cuffed behind his back.

“Hey, Schuler,” Williams said. “Do you see that?”

“Jesus, what happened?”

“I count three.”

Culann still lie face down on the damp bottom. Williams yanked him up and

shoved him into one of the rear seats. The officer plunked a life jacket over Culann’s head and snapped it into place.

“What happened here, Mr. Riordan?” Officer Schuler asked.

“They’re all dead,” Culann said. “Not just them. The whole town. I’m the only one who survived.”

“How did they die, Mr. Riordan?” Schuler asked.

“I don’t know. It’s got to be some kind of virus or maybe poison. That’s why I’m not sure it’s such a good idea for you to get too close to me.”

“Thanks for the advice, Mr. Riordan,” she said.

“I’m going to call this in,” Williams said. He pulled his walkie-talkie to his lips.

“Dispatch, this is one-oh-five.”

There was no response.

“Dispatch, this is one-oh-five. Do you copy?”

Still nothing.

“Whatever it is, it seems to affect communications devices,” Culann said.

“You’re saying that there’s a virus or poison that breaks our radios?” Schuler said with a raised eyebrow.

“I know it sounds crazy, but there’s something weird going on here.”

“We better take him in and then come back to investigate,” Williams said.

“But we can’t just leave these bodies here,” Schuler replied.

“Okay, let’s fish them out.”

“Stay seated, Mr. Riordan,” Schuler said. “If you move, we’ll have no choice but to use force.”

“Yes, ma’am.”

Williams sat in the driver’s seat and pushed down the throttle to bring the boat closer to Alistair’s rowboat, which floated about ten feet away. The engine sputtered and then shut down. He twisted the key in the ignition, but nothing happened. He went back to inspect the motor.

“Don’t bother,” Culann said.

“Please keep quiet, Mr. Riordan,” Williams responded.

Culann pressed his lips together and settled into his seat. He tried to guess how long these two had to live. They were half a mile from the orb, yet it still had managed to knock out the radios and engine. Culann wondered if he was somehow carrying the orb’s powers with him, like an infection. He reasoned that he had to be immune since he’d been the first to touch it and was still alive, but he’d seen too many people die to have much confidence in his own chances of survival.

Williams fiddled with the engine for a few minutes while Schuler kept watch on Culann. Then Williams gave up, and the two switched roles. After a few more minutes of futility, Schuler plopped down in the shotgun seat and stared out across the ocean.

“We’re dead in the water,” she said.

“May I say something?” Culann asked.

“You know, Mr. Riordan,” Williams said, “I’m really not interested in the child molester’s opinion. So why don’t you just sit there quietly while we wait for someone to find us?”

“With all due respect, sir, it would be better if no one finds us.”

Williams turned his head and spit into the water.

“Okay, Mr. Riordan,” Schuler said, swiveling around to face him. “Why is that?”

“Because anyone who finds us is going to die.”

“Because of the virus, right?” she replied with a wry smile.

“I don’t know what it is, but it seems to act like a virus. And I might be a carrier.”

“Don’t encourage him,” Williams said to Schuler. “I really don’t want to hear any more of his bullshit.”

“Sir, please just think about it for a second. Isn’t it an amazing coincidence that your radios and your engine would go out at the same time you found me? Not to mention the dead bodies.”

“There’s nothing coincidental about the dead bodies, you creep,” Williams snapped. “There’s not a doubt in mind that you are responsible, and I’m going to make sure you fry for this. You understand?”

“Okay,” Culann responded. “Let’s say I did kill them. That I somehow convinced four people to get in two separate rowboats and row halfway out to sea. Then they all died at once. I’m unarmed, and there is no blood. How did I do it? It would have to be something biological, something you wouldn’t want innocent people exposed to.”

“Four people?” Schuler asked.

“There’s one more, but she fell out of the boat.”

“Enough,” Williams shouted. “If you say another word, I’m tossing you over the side.”

“Lighten up, Williams,” Schuler said. “We’ve got an hour or two to kill before someone finds us. Just humor the guy.”

“I’m sorry, Schuler. I just don’t find mass-murdering child rapists all that funny.”

“Fine, but I’m going to talk to him. Like I said, we’re going to be here for a while.”

“Suit yourself,” Williams said, turning his back to Culann.

“So, Mr. Riordan,” Schuler said, “you think you’ve been exposed to something biological? Something that has also disabled our boat?”

“I know it sounds crazy, but you’ve got to believe me that there is something serious going on here. It’s not just these four people who are dead, it’s the whole town.”

Williams raised his binoculars to his eyes and stared across the water.

“Take a look at this.”

Schuler turned away from Culann and peered through her binoculars. She rose slowly without taking her gaze from Pyrite’s shoreline.

“That’s definitely another body,” she said. “What’s with all the dogs?”

“This thing doesn’t seem to affect them,” Culann replied. “But it killed all of the other animals on the island.”

“All right, you crazy son of a bitch,” Williams said, whirling around, “what did you do to these people?”

“I didn’t do anything, at least not on purpose. I think it was the orb.”

“The orb?” Williams said with a snort. “This guy’s nuts.”

“You can believe that if you want to,” Culann said, “but you have to understand that it would be very dangerous to bring anyone near me.”

Schuler turned slowly back towards him.

“What about us?” she asked. “Are we in danger?”

Culann sighed and said, “You’ll probably be dead by morning.”

“Is that so?” Williams said, drawing his gun. “Then what’s to stop me from killing you right now?”

“Put it away, Williams. Maybe he’s full of shit. Maybe there’s a cure.”

“This sicko killed a whole town and now he says he’s poisoned us. I say it’s self-defense.”

“You don’t know that.”

“No, all I do know is that he raped a little girl.”

“It was consensual, and she was sixteen,” Culann said.

“My daughter is sixteen.”

Williams pointed his gun at Culann’s chest. Culann had lived his entire life without ever having a firearm pointed at him. He was now looking down a gun barrel for the second time in twenty-four hours. It did not seem to him to be the kind of experience a person could ever get used to.

“Knock it off,” Schuler said. “If we really are going to die, wouldn’t you rather meet your maker with a clean conscience?”

“God would forgive me for ridding the world of this pervert.”

“Maybe, but you’re a good cop, Williams, and you’re not going to stop being a good cop just because you’re about to die.”

“Oh, fuck off, Schuler,” Williams said, sliding the gun into his holster.

“Okay, Mr. Riordan,” Schuler said, “since we’re going to die, what do you propose we do?”

“I don’t know for certain that you’re going to die. I’m still alive, after all. Maybe you’ve got the same immunity I have. But I don’t think we should risk infecting anyone else, which is going to happen sooner or later if we stay out here. I think we should row back to Pyrite. We can quarantine ourselves there and maybe figure this thing out.”

“What do you think, Williams?”

“I think you should have let me shoot him.”

“Come on,” Schuler said, “there’s obviously something going on here. If he’s right, I don’t want anyone else’s life on my conscience. Let’s row to the island and wait this thing out.”

“Did you ever consider the possibility that this might be a trap?” he countered.

“We have a fugitive here, and you want to take his advice and go to some secluded island where his accomplices are lying in wait for us?”

“Yes, if the alternative means infecting innocent people with this virus.”

“I’m still going to shoot this pervert.”




2


Rowing back to Pyrite took most of the afternoon. They didn’t want to leave Culann’s rowboat floating out in the middle of the channel to attract attention, so they tied it to the back of their vessel where they could tow it with minimal drag. They then needed to get Alistair’s boat. The police boat contained two long emergency oars they could use, but Culann presented a bit of a problem. If Williams and Schuler both rowed, they would have to turn their backs on Culann. Neither officer was willing to take this risk with a fugitive, even one whose hands were cuffed behind his back.

The only other option, then, was to have Culann take one of the oars while one of the officers watched him. But giving Culann an oar, which could potentially be used as a weapon, was not something either officer felt very good about. Williams reluctantly released the handcuffs and then immediately reattached them with Culann’s hands bound in front of his body. The cuffs hadn’t been loose before, but Williams cinched them as tightly as possible, cutting the flow of blood to Culann’s hands.

“If he so much as farts, shoot him,” Williams said.

Culann and Williams clumsily rowed the large boat over to Alistair’s rowboat while Schuler kept her eyes on Culann and her hand on her weapon. As they pulled up alongside, Williams eased himself down onto the rowboat. He nearly capsized trying to pull LaTonya’s body aboard. He rested her in a bent-over seated position across from Alistair and Julia, and then tied a line to the bow of the rowboat and climbed back onto the police boat.

They resumed rowing, and the boat lurched towards the shore with the two rowboats in its wake. Culann’s arms were tired from rowing out to sea the first time, and he struggled to keep up with Williams. In order to keep the boat from turning, Williams would periodically stop rowing to let Culann catch up. During these pauses, Williams would glare at Culann, who felt like a greenhorn all over again. It was slow going, but Culann was encouraged by the barking of the dogs of Pyrite, which grew in volume and intensity as the boat drew nearer to shore.

When they reached the pier, Williams grabbed Culann by the arm and yanked him over the side. Culann stumbled onto the planks, catching himself with his cuffed hands.

The gash in his hand throbbed. Williams jerked him to his feet and marched him to shore with Schuler trailing behind.

Schuler and Williams hunched over to inspect Margaret’s body. The dogs churned around them. Williams tried to push them away at first, but quickly gave up. The dogs seemed to Culann to have hopelessly contaminated the crime scene. The officers seemed to reach the same conclusion as they arose shaking their heads.

“How many more bodies are here?” Schuler asked.

“Thirty-two were dead this morning,” Culann replied, “and nine more died later in the day, including the three in the rowboat and Constance.”

Just saying her name caused an odd stirring in Culann’s stomach. It wasn’t grief and it wasn’t lust. It was more a simple appreciation for the grace and beauty that had briefly been in his presence. He didn’t understand the feeling and figured he wouldn’t be in Alaska right now if he did.

“I don’t know,” Schuler said. “I’m starting to think he’s telling the truth.”

Williams chewed on his lip for a moment and then said, “You may be right, but he’s still a disgusting piece of human garbage.”

“I think we need to trust him, at least as far as this virus is concerned.”

Williams turned his back and started walking towards Alistair’s bar. Culann stayed as close as possible to Schuler in case Williams decided to pull his gun out again.

Schuler stood still and watched her partner stalk off. The pack of dogs swirled around the two of them; none followed after Williams.




3


The three sat around the table in the bar. Alphonse rested his chin on Culann’s lap, but Culann didn’t pet him since he’d been warned about keeping his still-shackled hands in plain sight. Williams and Schuler each drank a beer from the rapidly warming cooler, which no longer received power from the conked-out generator. Culann eyed the beer bottles hungrily. He didn’t dare risk Williams’ ire by asking for one.

The officers had completed their sweep of the island and confirmed Culann’s casualty figures. As the number of dead bodies found increased, the level of conversation decreased. Williams hadn’t said a word in over thirty minutes.

Then he said, “We really are going to die.”

Schuler nodded. Culann doubted the two had much time left. He started thinking about what was going to happen after they were gone. He would be alone with thirty-nine dead bodies and innumerable dogs. His first order of business would be to do something with the bodies before the dogs started eating them.

“The bodies,” he said. “What should we do with them?”

“We’ll have to burn them,” Schuler said. “We can’t dig that many graves.”

“We can’t burn them,” Williams replied. “They’re evidence.”

“Evidence of what?” she asked. “Besides, anyone who comes around to dust for fingerprints is as dead as we are.”

“Well, if we’re dead anyway, the last thing I want to do is spend my final minutes dragging corpses around.”

“We can’t just leave them to rot in the sun.”

“Why not? You think anyone is going to give us a decent Christian burial when we’re gone?”

“I may not be able to bury you,” Culann said, “but I’m not just going to leave you.”

“Oh, that’s just great,” Williams said. “After I’m dead, a child molester is going to defile my body. I’d rather you just let me rot.”

“Fine,” Schuler said, “he’ll let you rot. I’m going to help him deal with the rest of these people.”

Williams stayed in the bar while Culann and Schuler went to work. They figured the simplest way to deal with so many bodies was to put them all in one of the shacks and set it on fire. They would need to choose one away from the view of the mainland to keep from luring anyone over. The problem was that the cabins furthest from mainland were surrounded by trees which could easily catch fire and set the whole island ablaze.

“What about your boat?” Culann asked. “We could probably stack everyone

onboard and light it on fire, like a Viking funeral.”

Schuler laughed and covered her mouth. Then she pulled her hand away and laughed again.

“I guess there’s nothing wrong with a little laughing,” she said, “since it’s going to be my ass on top of the pile.”

By the time the sun dipped near the horizon, which is as low as it would get for another few weeks, Schuler and Culann had loaded fifteen dead bodies, including Frank’s, into the police boat. Culann looked one last time at his cousin’s serene face before covering it with another body. They’d found an old wheelbarrow that made the task a little easier, although Culann couldn’t push it because he still had his hands cuffed.

Schuler said that she didn’t see the harm in letting him go, but Williams was liable to shoot him if his hands were free. Culann agreed with her.

“Do you think he might shoot me anyway?”

“I don’t think so, but who knows what a man’s capable of doing his last night on Earth.”

“Maybe I should keep my distance. Do you think it would be okay if I slept over at Frank’s place?”

“I don’t care. Which one is Frank’s?”

“The one on the end,” he said, pointing. “There’s some beer left in the refrigerator if you’d like to join me for a nightcap.”

“Drinking with a fugitive in my custody breaks about fifteen different regulations, but I don’t see the harm, under the circumstances. I might as well try to enjoy what’s left of my life.”

The two trudged down the road. Alphonse kept close to Culann while the other dogs orbited around. Culann held the door to the shack open for Schuler and Alphonse before squeezing himself in ahead of the other dogs who all surged forward to join them.

A floppy-eared pitbull and a big collie that looked like Lassie snuck in before Culann could wedge the door shut, but he managed to keep the bulk of the pack from overwhelming them inside. The others howled at the front door for a few minutes before plopping down in a great drowsy mass out front.

Schuler sat on Frank’s couch while Culann grabbed two beers from the refrigerator. He handed one to Schuler with his hands still bound.

“You want those off now?” she asked.

Culann glanced out the window to make sure Williams wasn’t around. When he saw that it was clear, he held his arms out. Schuler drew a small key from her belt and released the handcuffs. Two red lines rang his wrists.

“Free at last,” he said with a smirk.

“For now,” she said. “You know that if me or Williams lives through the night, we’re going to have to take you in. Plus, we didn’t check in like we were supposed to.

They are probably already sending more officers to look for us. It won’t be long before they think to look here.”

“Then they’re going to die, too. How can we stop them from coming?”

“We can’t. There’s a warrant out for your arrest, and this place is your last known whereabouts. The fact that two cops disappeared trying to find you is not exactly going to take the heat off. They’re probably going to send in the FBI or maybe the National Guard.”

“Jesus. I can’t be responsible for that many people dying.”

“You’re awfully worried about other people for a sex offender,” she said with a chuckle.

Culann had had enough of these types of jokes over the last few weeks, so he turned away from Schuler and sipped his beer.

“Lighten up, Mr. Riordan. Can’t you at least humor a dying girl?”

“Okay, fine. Just to be clear, I’m not a child molester and I’m not a pervert. I exercised some bad judgment with a girl who was sixteen.”

“Don’t worry about it. Hell, sixteen-year-olds are legal in Alaska. You should have just done it up here.”

“I suppose you’re right,” he said. “But isn’t Alaska the place you go after you screw up?”

“For some, I suppose. I was born here.”

“Fair enough. What about your parents? Were they running from something?”

“Probably,” she said. “I never met my dad, but I don’t imagine he was particularly law-abiding. He dragged my mom up here and then split about a month after I was born.”

“I’m sorry to hear that.”

“I got over it a long time ago. At this point, I’m a little more worried about dying.”

“You don’t seem that worried.”

“Now that we’re sitting still, it’s sinking in. It was better when we were hauling carcasses all over the island.”

“Maybe you won’t die. I can’t be the only one who’s immune.”

“Maybe,” she said. “You got any more beer?”

He sprang up and went to the kitchen. The dogs followed him. When he returned with two beers, they lay back down on the floor.

“So what is it about young girls, Mr. Riordan?”

“What?”

“You heard me.”

“It was just one time with one girl,” he said.

“Okay, but is that the only time you ever thought about it?”

“No.”

“So what is it? You got a problem with girls your own age?”

“No, it’s not like that. I’ve dated plenty of women my own age. I don’t think it’s really got anything to do with how old they are. I just seem to have a hard time controlling myself around beautiful women. And some of them just happen to be a little young, that’s all.”

“You having a hard time controlling yourself around me?” she asked with a grin.

“No.”

“So am I ugly then?”

“No, not at all. I was just—”

“I’m just playing with you,” Schuler said, laughing. “It helps me keep my mind off the situation.”

Culann turned and faced her. Schuler was squat and muscular with thick hips; she had a cop’s body. But there was beauty in her wide brown eyes and mischievous smile.

He realized that he may never again get a chance to be with a woman again, and found himself excited by Schuler’s strong femininity. He leaned in to kiss her.

She cuffed him hard across the jaw.

“I think you got the wrong idea, Mr. Riordan.”

“Sorry, I just figured that you might want some companionship, under the circumstances.”

“That’s a very generous offer, but doing it with a sex offender in a dead man’s shack with three smelly hound-dogs staring at me is not exactly every girl’s fantasy.”

“I’m sorry. It won’t happen again.”

“Don’t worry about it,” she said. “I suppose I should be flattered. How about another beer?”

Culann fetched another couple of beers, and again the dogs followed him. Then the dogs outside began a calamitous barking. Schuler peeked out the windowsill.

“It’s Williams,” she said. “Put these back on.”

She tossed the handcuffs to Culann, who dropped them. He bent down and latched the cuffs on his left wrist. He pressed his right wrist into the other end, which clicked into place just as the door swung open. Williams stood in the doorway, dead drunk, with a nearly-empty Jim Beam bottle in his left hand and his gun in his right.

“Let’s go, Mr. Riordan,” he said. “You’re coming with me.”




4


Culann marched down Pyrite’s only road with Williams’ gun pressed against his spine. Schuler followed behind, pleading for Williams to put the gun away. The dogs cheerfully cantered along beside as if they were all heading to the park instead of an execution.

Williams led them to the police boat, already laden with corpses. He shoved Culann towards it and motioned for him to climb aboard. Culann took a long step from the dock onto the boat and then stumbled forward onto McGillicuddy.

“If this is where we’re putting the dead bodies,” Williams said, “this is where you’re going.”

“Knock it off,” Schuler said. “This isn’t funny.”

“I’m not joking,” he replied. “If we die tonight, then this sicko gets off scot free. I can’t let that happen.”

“If we die tonight, then it doesn’t matter what happens to him.”

“Of course it matters. There is good and evil in this world. Our job is to protect the good and punish the evil. He must be punished.”

“Not like this,” Schuler said.

Culann kept his mouth shut, afraid that anything he’d say might antagonize Williams beyond the point of no return. He was going to have to let Schuler plead his case for him and hope that she knew her partner well enough to talk him out of this.

“This is the only way,” Williams said.

“Be reasonable,” Schuler said. “He’s charged with statutory rape of a sixteen-year-old. You don’t get the death penalty for that. He’s going to be stuck on this island by himself. That’s like a prison sentence. He will be punished.”

“Bullshit. Rapists don’t just get a prison sentence. You know what a prison sentence would be like for this pervert.”

“That may be true, but we don’t even know if he’s guilty. All we know is some prosecutor in Illinois thinks he did something wrong. There hasn’t been a trial. He’s entitled to a trial.”

“Fine by me,” Williams said. “We’ll have one right now.”

He stepped forward and aimed the gun at Culann’s head.

“Did you do what they said you did?” he asked.

“Please, put the gun down,” Schuler said.

“I asked you a question,” he shouted to Culann.

“This isn’t right,” Schuler said. “Stop it.”

“You have three seconds to answer the question. Did you fuck an underage girl?”

Culann thought carefully about how to answer. He considered lying, although he doubted it would save his life. He figured that since he was probably dead either way, he might as well keep his self-respect. He was far from an admirable man, but he had a certain sense of honor, honor that he’d come to Alaska to try to win back. He didn’t want to go to his grave groveling for his life.

“Yes,” Culann said.

The sound of a gunshot boomed across the island and bounced off the waves of the sea. Culann clenched all of the muscles in his body in the hopes that this would somehow cause the bullet to miss him. He went numb, dropping to his knees atop two corpses. Then he exhaled and searched for the bullet hole.

It took him a while to find it. He felt his head, patted down his chest, and ran his hands over his arms and legs. Finally, he looked up and saw Williams crumpled onto the pier with a bloodstain spreading across his chest. Schuler holstered her weapon and bent down to check her partner’s pulse.

“Thank you,” Culann said.

“Don’t say anything,” Schuler replied. She looked like she was fighting to keep from crying. She straightened up, rubbed her eyes and turned her back on Culann.

“Just let me die.”




5


Culann awoke amidst a pile of slumbering dogs in Frank’s bed. He was sweating, and his handcuffed wrists ached. He crawled over Alphonse to get off the bed and then went to the bathroom. When he finished, he realized that the plumbing in Frank’s shack was run by electric pumps, which were no longer functioning. If he lived much longer, he was going to have to get used to life without running water.

Since the sink didn’t work, Culann had to rely on the contents of Frank’s refrigerator to slake his thirst. All he could find were cans of beer that were barely below room temperature. He choked one down and then set off to see if Schuler had made it through the night. He walked out of Frank’s cabin, not bothering to shut the door behind him. The last time he’d seen her, she’d gone into Alistair’s tavern, so that’s where Culann looked first. The dogs shook themselves awake and lolled after him. The sun hung in its usual position in the middle of the sky, giving Culann no idea what time it was.

When he arrived at Alistair’s, Culann found Schuler hunched over the bar with her arms wrapped around a whiskey bottle. He couldn’t tell if she was dead drunk or dead. The dogs began to whimper, which Culann knew wasn’t a good sign. He placed his hand on her neck. It was cold.

Schuler had saved him, and Culann was grateful for it. He vowed to remember her for the rest of his life, however short it might be. But he’d seen enough dead bodies recently that he didn’t dwell too hard on her passing. He had his own survival to worry about.

First, he went behind the bar and found a few bottles of club soda. He guzzled one and half of another. After a long belch, he started looking for the key to Schuler’s handcuffs. He searched her utility belt, which was a bit difficult because she was slumped forward, but he eventually found a small key in a velcro pouch. He pulled the key out and then realized that unlocking the handcuffs was going to be more challenging than he’d imagined. The cuffs held his wrists tightly together, and the keyhole was on the underside of the cuffs. It took a considerable amount of painful contortion just to get the key into position. Once he had it in the hole, his fingers were stretched so far he couldn’t twist the key in the lock. Twice he dropped the key and had to start all over. By the time he finally coaxed the latch to spring open, the cuffs had scraped away patches of skin on both wrists.

He sat down at the bar next to Schuler’s corpse to rest for a few minutes. He finished the second bottle of club soda and then took a swig from Schuler’s whiskey bottle. He had to get back to the entirely unpleasant task of loading corpses onto the police boat before the bodies decayed or got eaten by the dogs. Culann started with Schuler. Figuring they might come in handy, he first stripped off her binoculars and utility belt and laid them atop the bar. Since she was slumped over in her seat, it was relatively easy for him to position his shoulders underneath her body and pick her up in a fireman’s carry. His legs wobbled as he lurched toward the door, but he managed to slide through and deposit her into the wheelbarrow. He pushed her down the pier and then came upon Williams’ blood-soaked body. Culann cursed and then grabbed Williams by the legs and dragged him to the police boat. The slats of the pier didn’t make for a very smooth surface, and Williams was a large man. When Culann finally reached the end of the pier, he dropped down amongst the corpses and yanked Williams’ legs until his body slid over the rail and into the boat. Culann stripped off Williams’ gun and belt and tossed them onto the dock. Them he pulled himself up onto the pier and resumed pushing the wheelbarrow towards the edge, where he dumped Schuler on top of Williams.

Culann was already exhausted from the effort of disposing of two dead bodies all by himself. Plus, Schuler was a lot smaller than most of the men he’d need to grab. The prospect of repeating this task twenty-two more times discouraged him. He took another swig of whiskey and then grabbed little Marty off the far end of the bar. He figured the relative ease of hauling a child’s body might help him regain his confidence. It did, briefly, but then he struggled with Margaret, Carla and Genevieve, who’d all died close to the pier. Culann’s thighs burned, his arms felt numb, and he still had an island worth of dead fishermen to haul away.

The dogs didn’t help. They followed Culann wherever he went and encircled him as he walked. More than once he stumbled over the mutts while hefting a corpse. They also crawled over the dead bodies just when Culann started to pick one up. He’d shove one dog away, and then another would take its place. At one point he got so frustrated that he shouted, “Get the fuck out of the way,” which the dogs amazingly seemed to understand. The canine sea suddenly parted, opening a clear path back to the pier.

“Stay here,” he said, and just as miraculously, all forty-eight dogs remained where they were. They didn’t seem too happy about it, though. They stared at him, a sea of puppy-dog eyes, and they whined and shuffled their paws, but not one of the normally-unruly dogs followed him.

“Okay, you can come,” he said, and they bounded after him.




6


He hauled away two more fishermen and finished Schuler’s whiskey bottle before collapsing against the wall of Alistair’s tavern. He’d worked for what felt like two or three hours on an empty stomach, and now his body refused to move. After a few minutes, Culann crawled into Alistair’s kitchen and devoured half a loaf of white bread and several slices of American cheese. He washed it down with a couple of warm beers, which were hard to keep down. He realized he needed a way to keep his beer cold or he’d have a hard time making it by himself.

Taking a break from corpse-hauling to focus on his own needs, Culann devised a system of refrigeration that he was quite proud of. He tied one end of a short length of rope to the pier and the other end to a tapped keg. The keg had some air in it, so it floated up near the surface of the water. Culann had only to pull the keg over to him to draw a beer cooled to the fifty-degree temperature of the ocean. He sat on the edge of the pier and dangled his bare feet in the water while the keg cooled. He glanced to the side and realized he was just a few feet from where he’d chucked the orb. He imagined it resting on the silty bottom, beaming out those evil rays that didn’t harm him for reasons he still couldn’t fathom. The dogs, who were similarly mysteriously-impervious, piled around him on the dock or splashed around in the water just above the orb’s resting place.

Though he was worn out and a little sick from the warm beer and whiskey, Culann had seventeen more bodies to deal with. He stood up and noticed Williams’ equipment in the pier where Culann had left it. He figured it might come in handy, so he strapped the belt around his waist. He took stock of the inventory: pistol, flashlight (non-working), walkie-talkie (ditto), handcuffs, plastic gloves, a big Swiss army knife, pepper spray, and a billy club. He didn’t know how useful any of this stuff might prove, but the belt gave him a feeling of authority, even though there was no one here to exercise authority over. He decided to wear the belt as much as possible.

Suitably equipped, he pushed the wheelbarrow down the road to Worner’s cabin.

The dogs of course tagged along. While Culann labored to lug his friend’s corpse through the door, Alphonse snatched up Worner’s dead cat and ran outside with it. Two other dogs lurched forward and clamped their jaws on the cat. All three growled and shook their heads, tearing the cat to pieces within a few seconds. A few more dogs jumped in, and soon the cat was completely devoured. Culann realized the dogs hadn’t been fed in a couple of days. He’d need to do something about that if he didn’t want them going feral and attacking him.

He wrestled Worner into the wheelbarrow and then sat on the ground to catch his breath. He glanced out of the corner of his eye and saw four neat little rows of tall, green plants growing next to Worner’s shack. As he looked closer, he realized they were marijuana plants. He smiled at the idea of Worner toking away in his little cabin just beyond the reach of civilization. Although he hadn’t gotten high since college, Culann thought maybe he’d reward himself with some of Worner’s crop once he finished collecting the dead.

He loaded Worner onto the boat with the others and then headed over to Wal-Mart Jr. to see what it might have for the dogs. This was his first time in the store, which didn’t have much. It did have eggs and milk, though, both of which were already starting to rot. In another day or two it would be impossible to set foot in the store without gagging, so Culann loaded all of the perishables into the wheelbarrow and dumped them in the water down the shore, away from the pier and his floating keg.

Fortunately, the store was also well-stocked with non-perishable items, including several big bags of dog food. There was also a good amount of meat—steaks, ground beef, bacon, and fish—that would go bad soon, so Culann loaded it all onto the wheelbarrow and dumped it on the ground outside. The dogs swarmed in, tore through the packaging and gobbled it all up within a matter of minutes. Culann went back inside and continued his survey. He found a lot of canned goods, some packaged lunchmeats and beef jerky sticks, boxes of cereal, several loaves of white bread that wouldn’t stay good for very long, as well as a whole shelf lined with gallon jugs of water.

This last item made Culann realize that the island did not have a ready source of fresh water. Before disaster struck, he’d been able to wash his hands and flush the toilet at Frank’s place, so he figured there had to be a well, but he wasn’t sure how to find it or how to get at the water. Even if he did figure that out, he wasn’t sure the water would be potable. The dogs had probably been subsisting on rainwater left over from the storm, and he was going to need to get them something to drink soon. Four dozen dogs would go through the water in the store within a couple of days. If Culann didn’t figure out a way to access the well, he was going to have to kill the dogs.

It was becoming clear to Culann that simply surviving as the sole human being on an island in the Bering Sea was not going to be easy. There wasn’t enough food and water to support him and the dogs much longer. Even if the dogs were somehow out of the equation, he didn’t know how long he could live off canned peas and Spam. If he managed to hold out for the next couple of months, he would then have to contend with winter. The sun that didn’t set in summer wouldn’t rise for a two-month period in winter.

Nothing in Culann’s life had prepared him to survive in this climate.

These thoughts depressed him. He snatched a bottle of Jack Daniel’s from Alistair’s and headed over to the dock. Fog was beginning to creep across the water, obscuring Culann’s view of the shore. He hoped the fog would keep Schuler’s and Williams’s comrades from coming out to look for them, although he knew it was only a matter of time. He envisioned waves of death as people came out to investigate and then more followed to investigate the investigators. He also didn’t relish the prospect of being placed under arrest each time and having to finagle out of the handcuffs after his captors succumbed to the orb’s power.

Overcome with the hopelessness of the situation, Culann drank half the bottle and passed out on the dock.




7


Culann ate a breakfast of beef jerky and Tylenol, which he washed down with half a gallon of water. He then snatched a glass from Alistair’s and went to see how his keg refrigeration system worked. The fog had thickened considerably while he’d slept.

He had a difficult time locating the rope he’d tied to the keg, but when he did, he managed to pour himself a cool beer, which made him feel better. If he could keep his beer cold without power, he thought he just might be able to solve all of his other problems.

With renewed confidence, Culann resumed loading bodies onto the police boat.

He worked hard over the next few hours, stopping only to eat lunch. It took all of his strength and several glasses of beer, but he finally loaded the last body onto the boat as a light rain began to fall.

If he was going to keep the dogs alive, he was going to need rain-catchers. He scoured the island for anything that could hold water. He found three large pots in Alistair’s, several buckets in some of the cabins, a couple of old wash basins, and then he hit the jackpot with a plastic wading pool that had belonged to little Marty. He set these all out in a row out front of Wal-Mart Jr. and hoped it would rain long enough to fill them.

Having taken care of the dogs, for the time being at least, Culann returned to the police boat, which was full nearly to overflowing with dead bodies. Since the island had been powered entirely by generators, he had no trouble locating a can of gasoline. He emptied it over the people he once knew, perhaps the last people he would ever know.

Even with the heavy fog, Culann didn’t want to risk attracting attention from the mainland, so he unmoored the boat and took hold of the bowline. He pulled the boat along the pier until he reached the shore and then he walked slowly along the edge of the water, dragging the boat along with him. The island sloped off pretty quickly, so the water was deep enough that Culann could lead the boat all the way around to the western edge of the island from shore. It was slow going, but much easier than loading all the bodies had been. After an hour, the boat was completely out of the line of sight for anyone who may have been gazing across the water from land. Culann lit a book of matches he’d taken from Alistair’s and tossed it in the boat. Flames spread the length of the boat, and Culann could almost immediately smell the flesh of his friends catch fire. It was like burnt hair, but a thousand times stronger. He took a long pole and shoved the boat away. The wind was coming from the south, so it pushed the boat along the edge of the island. Culann sat on the grass, surrounded by dogs who all stared with him as the blazing boat slipped into the fog and was gone.

Culann fished out of his pocket an already-rolled joint he’d found in Worner’s cabin. He lit it, inhaled and immediately coughed. It had been ten years since he’d last done this. Worner’s place had proved a treasure trove because it also contained two shelves of books. True to his word, Worner had been the most well-read man in Pyrite.

Amidst volumes on horticulture, government conspiracies of various stripes, and the occult origins of the Third Reich, Culann had found a pocket-edition of Robinson Crusoe, which he now read on the dock, leaning against a couple of dogs who served as a backrest. Alphonse curled up next to him.

He took four or five hits and found himself very stoned. Maybe it was because he was out of practice or perhaps Worner had managed to engineer a particularly potent strain of cannabis. Culann laid the book down on his lap and took in his surroundings.

The drizzling rain was cool against his skin, and the fog seemed to thicken by the minute.

Between the fog and the dogs enveloping him, Culann imagined himself in the bosom of a great fluffy cloud. He pushed thoughts of death from his mind and concentrated on the utter tranquility of the now-deserted island.

He thought he saw an orange light off in the distance. Then it disappeared. He squinted his eyes and saw it again, a little larger this time. It seemed to be moving towards him. It flickered ever so slightly as it approached. Culann remembered fairy tales his Irish grandmother had told him about the will-o’-the-wisp that led disobedient little boys off into the darkness. As the light loomed larger, he heard the sound of oars in the water. Someone was coming.





The Diary of Culann Riordan, Day 14


I’ve never been very religious. As a good Irish boy, I went through all of the standard Catholic rituals, first out of fear of damnation and then just to keep my mom happy. Then I stopped trying to keep my mom happy. To avoid a conflict, I made a point to never be at my parents’ house in the morning of a day when church attendance was expected. That way my mom could plausibly assume I’d already gone. I’m sure she suspected the truth, but was kind enough not to force me to choose between lying to her and disappointing her.

Recent events, I suppose, should have tried my faith, if I’d had any. Or maybe they should have driven me back to God. No atheists in foxholes and all that. But I’m not really an atheist. That would require making a decision and taking a stand. I’m just a guy that would rather sleep in on Sundays.

Worner’s crazy books on Nazi witchcraft and four-legged saints have nudged me to consider the spiritual side of life anew. After what I’ve seen in the last few weeks, it’s hard to be skeptical of anything. Virtually everything I once believed about the world has been proven false. Maybe I can uncover a deeper truth, even if there’s no one for me to share it with.







8


Culann stood as the boat pulled into view. The dogs surrounding him whined nervously. He still considered the possibility that this was all a drug-induced hallucination, but it certainly seemed real enough. An eighteen-foot canoe cut through the fog. A lantern dangled from a pole at the bow. Just behind the lantern, a figure paddled off the port side. Another figure stood astride the middle of the canoe, pointing towards the shore. At the stern sat a third figure who paddled off the starboard side. As the canoe approached, the two paddlers pulled in their oars and allowed the boat to glide over to Culann.

“You?” said the standing figure in a hauntingly-familiar voice.

“Oh, shit.”

The Captain hopped up onto the dock in one step. The canoe barely rocked. His companions stumbled after him with considerably less grace. As the Captain approached, the dogs slunk away, leaving Culann to face him alone. The Captain wore his usual bomber jacket and aviator sunglasses. He was accompanied by a skinny Inuit teenager wearing jeans and a flannel shirt and a round little white kid in cargo shorts and a t-shirt.

The skinny one rubbed the back of his neck while the fat one surveyed as much of the fog-blanketed island as he could see.

“How are you still alive?” the Captain demanded.

“I don’t know,” Culann replied. “It doesn’t affect me for some reason.”

“The others?”

“They’re all dead.”

The Captain shook his head and said, “You shouldn’t have taken it from me.”

“I know that now. What is it?”

“It is something you have no hope of understanding, much less controlling.”

“Doesn’t it affect you?” Culann asked.

“No. I thought I was the only one. Apparently I was wrong.”

“What about them?”

The Captain shook his head. The two boys looked at one another.

“What’s going on?” the skinny one asked. “Are we in danger?”

Without turning to face him, the Captain replied, “You are both going to die.”

“Fuck this,” the fat one said. “Let’s get out here.”

He turned and headed back to the canoe. The Captain spun around and shot him in the back. The kid toppled forward into the water. The skinny one held up his hands and backed away. The Captain shot him in the chest, and he collapsed onto the deck.

The dogs howled behind Culann. He still wore Williams’ belt and had a gun of his own within inches of his hand, but he couldn’t bring himself to draw it. He’d never fired a gun in his life, so he was unlikely to win a shootout with the Captain. The Captain turned back around to face him, and the dogs instantly got quiet.

“They were going to die anyway,” he said.

“Maybe not,” Culann replied. “After all, you and I are still alive.”

“For now.”

The fog was now so thick Culann could see only a few feet in front of him to where the Captain stood. The Captain left his sunglasses on anyway. He still held the gun in his right hand, but he dangled it at his side. The Captain evidently hadn’t seen Williams’ pistol, which was covered by the hem of Culann’s t-shirt.

“Where is it?” the Captain asked in his booming, mechanical voice.

“I threw it back in the water.”

“Don’t lie to me. I know it’s close.”

“I’m not lying. It’s in the water. I can probably fish it back out again, but not until you tell me what the hell is going on.”

“You are not in a position to make demands, greenhorn. I found it in the middle of the goddamned ocean. You can’t hide it from me here.”

“I didn’t say I wanted to hide it from you. I just want to know what it is and what you are going to do with it.”

The Captain stood silent for a moment. Culann could read nothing in his impassive expression, but he could feel the Captain staring at him from behind those dark lenses. After careful consideration, the Captain raised his arm and shot Culann in the right thigh.

The bullet ran through Culann’s flesh like a sharp jolt of electricity. Aftershocks of hot pain coursed up and down his leg. Culann dropped to the deck and pressed his hands over the two clean holes on either side of his thigh. The dogs let out another chorus of whimpers, but they stayed back.

“Now that we understand each other,” the Captain said, “I’m going to tell you what you want to know. When I’m done, I’m going to ask you again where it is. Each second that goes by without you telling me what I want to know is going to mean another bullet. Do you understand?”

“Yes,” Culann hissed through clenched teeth.

“Good. Now pay attention, because when the story ends, we’re getting back to business.”




9


“I first found it forty years ago. We were on a bombing run over Cambodia when all of a sudden my instruments stopped, and my engines went dead. We crashed deep in the jungle. I came out okay, but my DSO was killed, and my observer had two broken legs. I went to see if I could find some friendlies to help us.

“The jungle was totally quiet. I’d been in country for four years, and the jungle was always full of noise from insects, birds, monkeys, and all the other wildlife. When I climbed out of my plane, there was absolute silence.

“My compass didn’t work, so I just picked a direction at random and started walking. The jungle was dense, and I didn’t have a machete, so I humped it pretty slowly.

There were no bugs, which was really odd for the thick of the Cambodian jungle. After about an hour, I came upon an old temple in a clearing, right in the middle of nowhere.

“The temple was centuries old. It was built from cut stones that were now covered with moss and vines, but at one time it must have looked like the ziggurats in Sumeria.

The bottom half was like a pyramid with a big staircase carved into one side that led up to the top half, which looked like a Greek temple, with columns all around. This was a holy place, or the opposite, and I could feel power coming from it. Even though it was over a hundred degrees out, I was shivering.

“I had no idea where I was. I thought that maybe if I climbed to the top of this thing, I could get a better view of my surroundings. As I approached, these two dhole—which is some kind of gook fox—ran out from around the side of the temple and started growling at me. I shot one of them, which should have scared off the other one, but it held its ground, still growling at me, so I shot it too. Then I climbed the stairs to the top, about forty feet or so above the ground.

“The temple was full of bones. They were human bones organized into a couple hundred lines. There was one line of skulls, one line of femurs, one line of knucklebones.

Someone had taken the time to sort through a dozen or so bodies. And then I saw one intact skeleton set against the wall. As I moved closer, I realized that it wasn’t a skeleton, it was a man, and he was still alive.

“He was an old man, ancient, and he was completely bald and completely naked.

He was so skinny he looked like bones wrapped in old leather. He grinned at me when I approached and he didn’t have any teeth. He was sitting Indian-style with his hands folded in front of him like he was praying. I assumed he was some kind of hermit monk who’d gone crazy out here all by himself, which is probably the truth.

“It was sitting on the ground in front of him, and I realized he was praying to it. I walked closer to him, stepping one foot over the other on the narrow path between lines of bones, which I didn’t want to touch—bad voodoo.

“I asked him in Khmer where we were. He didn’t answer the question. Instead he said, ‘The Dog-God is here, and here he must remain.’ He seemed crazy as hell to me. I took a few more steps and asked him again where we were. Again he said, ‘The Dog-God is here, and here he must remain.’ I was close enough to get my first good look at it. I realized right away that this was what had caused that weird feeling when I first came up to the temple.

“I asked him what it was. He just shook his head. I bent down and looked at it close up and felt a surge of electricity run through my body. I tumbled back onto a line of bones. The old monk laughed his crazy laugh and said, ‘The Dog-God is here, and here he must remain.’ I hopped back to my feet and reached down to pick it up, and the old man’s arm shot out and grabbed my wrist. His fingers were long and skinny, and his nails were uncut. He had a hand like a vulture’s claw. He was so thin he couldn’t have weighed more than ninety pounds, but his grip was so strong I couldn’t pull away. I tugged and tugged, but he wouldn’t let go, and I couldn’t break free. Finally, I shot him, and that did the trick.

“I scooped it up and put it in my backpack. Suddenly I knew exactly where I needed to go. It was guiding me. I climbed down off the temple and headed out into the jungle. It took a day-and-a-half of rough going before I stumbled on a FANK base that had a few American spooks there who helicoptered me back to friendly territory.

“At this point, it was still a secret that we were in Cambodia, which I guess they were hoping would stay a secret if they went easy on those of us who’d gotten banged up over there. They told me I could go home if I wanted, and I said, ‘Yes,’ without really thinking about it.

“A day later, I was flying in a troop transport over the Pacific Ocean, headed for Eielson Air Force Base, near Fairbanks. We ran into some bad weather. The engines conked out, and we went down. There were twenty-five other men on board, and they all died. Those who survived the crash just started dying all at once. One kid was talking to me and he died in the middle of a sentence. He just slid into the water and never came back up. But it kept me alive. The only problem was that I had to let go of it to stay afloat in that icy water. I floated there for three days.

“Finally a fishing trawler found me. The crew couldn’t believe I’d survived. I made the navigator give me the exact coordinates of where we were so I could go back for it some day. I spent the next thirty years combing the seabed in this area. I could sense it, just like I can now, but the ocean is a mighty big place. I’m telling you this story because I don’t have the patience to search for it again.”

“Okay,” Culann said. “So this thing is a god? How does it work? How come I’m still alive?”

“I don’t know.”

“What do you plan to do with it?”

The Captain glared at Culann.

“I’m just wondering,” Culann continued, “what it can do. I’m curious how you control it.”

The Captain scratched his cheek for a moment before answering, “I don’t know. I just know that I was able to find it in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. It’s only a matter of time before I figure it out.”

As Culann listened to this, he was of course aware that the Captain did not want the orb so that he could bring about world peace. The Captain’s naked lust for power, power he didn’t even understand, was frightening for Culann to witness up close. Culann realized that he had to stop the Captain, even if it meant sacrificing his own life, which wasn’t much of a sacrifice since Culann was pretty sure the Captain was going to kill him anyway. At the very least, Culann needed to keep from revealing the orb’s location, although he doubted he could hold out for very long once the Captain started torturing him.

He still had Williams’s gun, which was still covered by his t-shirt. Even after Culann had been shot, he hadn’t dared draw his own weapon. He had very little confidence in his ability to hit the Captain before getting riddled with bullets. But as long as the Captain killed him, then Culann wouldn’t tell where the orb is. He had nothing to lose, so he went for it.




10


It took one second for Culann to pull his t-shirt aside, draw Williams’s gun from the holster, take hasty aim at the Captain, and pull the trigger. But it was a second that seemed like a lifetime. Culann was conscious of the cold, hard feel of the gun butt, the almost delicate slenderness of the trigger, the spark of electricity when the bullet leapt from the barrel. He was simultaneously conscious of the Captain’s superhuman response.

The older man’s stern face registered no surprise. He calmly raised his own weapon and fired. Culann could even see the tough skin on the Captain’s finger fold as it squeezed the trigger. As Culann catalogued all of these details, his mind also imagined two worlds. In the first, Culann’s bullet found its mark. In this world, the fog swallowed Pyrite, and Culann lived out his days amongst the dogs, forever cut off from the human race, which would never know how close it had come to extinction or that an alcoholic sex offender was the key to its salvation. In the other world, Culann missed. The Captain tortured him until he revealed the orb’s location and then killed him. The Captain unleashed waves of death and destruction on the civilized world until it granted him absolute power. He withered like the Cambodian monk over the course of many lifetimes, all the while exercising dominion over the Earth from a throne of madness. This was what was at stake.

And then the second was over.




11


For a man who’d never fired a gun in his life, Culann had aimed remarkably well.

But not well enough. The bullet whizzed past the Captain’s head, just missing his right ear. It was obvious that the Captain had fired a gun many times in his life. His bullet caught Culann in the right hand, splintering his knuckles and causing him to fling his weapon away. It plunked into the water and was gone. The dogs, obscured by the mists, whined sharply from over Culann’s shoulder. He survived the exchange but was now unarmed and suffering incomprehensible pain. He couldn’t bring himself to look down at the mangled hand he cradled to his chest. It wouldn’t be long before he told the Captain where to find the orb.

“You’ve got more guts that I gave you credit for, greenhorn,” the Captain said.

“But in three seconds, you’re going to tell me where it is, or I’m going to destroy your kneecap.”

The Captain stood over Culann and pointed the gun straight down at his knee.

Culann shot the Captain a defiant glare and then rolled over to his belly. He started to drag himself forward on his elbows. The Captain shot him straight through the back of the left knee. The bullet shattered Culann’s kneecap and sank into the wooden plank of the pier. The dogs’ whines and whimpers grew to full barking, fifty dogs voicing their displeasure all at once. But none dared to crawl out of the fog and confront the ruthless human who now dominated Pyrite’s last man. The Captain dropped down and kneeled on the small of Culann’s back. He pressed the barrel of the gun to Culann’s spine.

“If you won’t sit still,” he said, “I’m going to have to make sure that you can’t move. You’ve got three seconds to tell me where it is before I turn you into a paraplegic.”

“One.”

Culann tried to focus on the howling of the dogs. Anything except the three throbbing wounds that screamed at his brain.

“Two.”

Culann could sense the dogs behind him, chomping and slavering, craving the Captain’s blood. But they were held back as if by invisible chains. The Captain was somehow restraining them.

“Time’s up,” the Captain said.

The collective savagery of the dogs overwhelmed Culann’s mind. They seemed to be trying to communicate with him. They couldn’t overcome the barrier the Captain had erected. But their insistent howling seemed to be telling Culann that he could.

“Kill him,” he whispered, and with that, the invisible chains snapped. Alphonse leapt forward latched his powerful jaws on the Captain’s throat. Caught off guard, the Captain struggled to raise his gun in defense, but another dog chomped down on his arm.

The entire pack rushed forward, and Culann could feel the paws press off his back as the dogs fought one another to get at their prey. The Captain started to scream, but the sound died to a gurgle as his windpipe collapsed under Alphonse’s crushing bite.

In a matter of moments, the Captain was torn to pieces, which were in turn torn into even smaller pieces. Culann pushed himself up and rolled over into a seated position.

The viciousness of the dogs melted away as quickly as it had appeared. Their bloodthirst slaked, they now enveloped Culann in a blanket of wet tongues and wagging tails.

Culann crawled on his elbows all the way up to Alistair’s. The dogs licked his face with encouragement as he went. He pulled himself up onto a barstool, reached over to snatch up a bottle of vodka, and took a long drink. The liquor burned his throat going down, and he coughed. He pulled the Swiss army knife from Williams’s belt and flipped out the blade using just his left hand and his teeth, which was a struggle. He cut his jeans off so he could treat his wounds. He found a dirty bar rag, soaked it in vodka, and wiped away the blood and grime that covered his wounds.

The wound in his right thigh bled steadily, but didn’t seem serious. The bullet hadn’t struck any bones, so Culann figured his right leg could support his weight. His left leg was another story. His kneecap was broken into at least three pieces. He was going to have to figure out a way to rig up a cast. Even with a cast, he knew he’d be permanently crippled. His hand was likewise broken in a few places and would never be the same. He was going to have to become left-handed.

Before learning to overcome these permanent disabilities, Culann needed to stop the blood pouring from the bullet holes. He cut his jeans into strips, which he doused in vodka and used to bind his wounds. He sat on the barstool in his t-shirt, underwear, socks and shoes. He drank what was left of the vodka, which did little to dull the pain that reverberated through every cell in his body. He thought he might have better luck with Worner’s marijuana, but it was all back at the cabin. Then he had an idea.

“Alphonse,” he said. The dog rose from the floor and peered up at Culann with his cerulean eyes. The Captain’s blood stained Alphonse’s muzzle. “Go get marijuana.”

Alphonse spun around and charged out of the tavern. If Culann hadn’t been in such agony, he would have laughed. As ridiculous as it was, his strange power over the dogs might just allow him survive. A couple of minutes later, Alphonse returned with a baggie containing several of Worner’s already-rolled joints hanging out of his mouth.

Culann lit one of the joints with bar matches and then slid down to the floor. The dogs settled in around him, and he felt safe and warm. He puffed on the joint, and the waves of pain began to ebb, and soon his snores mixed in with those of the dogs, and the island was once again at peace.

The pain tore Culann from his slumber. He hastily lit another joint and took a couple of hits. The smoke burned his dry throat, and he coughed, which made his wounds throb. He dragged himself back up onto a barstool and then leaned over to grab a bottle of club soda from behind the bar. He drank it down and then finished the joint. The pain receded but Culann’s head was so muddled he doubted he’d be able to function. Simply staying alive was a struggle, and Culann realized he was going to need to be sharp to survive. He could treat his pain or he could think. He couldn’t do both.

“Alphonse,” he called out, “go next door and get me some food.”

As before, the dog snapped to attention and then scurried off to do Culann’s bidding. He returned with a loaf of white bread. Culann would have preferred a little more flavor, but was still amazed the dog had brought anything.

“Good boy,” he said, scratching Alphonse behind the ears with his good hand.

After eating a few slices of bread, Culann stepped gingerly off of the stool. His right leg could support his weight, although the wound in his thigh screamed when his foot hit the floor. He ordered the dogs to clear a path, and they dutifully complied. The barstool stood at just about the right height to serve as a crude crutch. Culann snaked his right arm through the seatback, careful to avoid putting any pressure on his shattered hand, and swung the stool forward a few inches. He hopped ahead on his left leg and then swung the stool forward again. Walking this way, he slowly and clumsily crossed the bar and made it outside.

The fog had receded while Culann slept. It still covered the water just off shore, but Culann could now see around the island. He hobbled forward on the stool, collecting things he would need to properly address his injuries. Between his inefficient locomotion and his drug-addled mind, it took him over an hour to find suitable items.

He started with his shattered right knee. He sat on a barstool and rested his right foot on another stool. He slid a thin piece of plywood, a yard long and four inches wide, underneath the leg. Using just his left hand and his teeth, Culann managed to secure the wood in place with duct tape. Frank and Worner would have been proud of him.

With his knee sufficiently splinted, he moved on to his mangled right hand. He dragged two stools together so that they were about six inches apart. He laid two foot-long dowel rods on the stools and pressed his right arm on top of them, palm up. He used the gap between the chairs to wind the duct tape around, fastening the dowels to his forearm. Then he raised his arm and delicately worked up to the hand. The dowels immobilized his right wrist, which Culann hoped would allow the hand to heal.

He’d found a push broom which he now turned upside down to serve as a less-cumbersome crutch. He took a clean sheet and tore it into strips that became fresh bandages. He wrapped another sheet around his neck like a cape to keep warm since he didn’t want to try pulling clothes on over his broken bones.

As the pot wore off, the pain returned. Culann struggled through it, vowing to lay off the drugs and keep his drinking to a reasonable level until he had the situation under control. His wounds were clean and the fractures set, so Culann was reasonably certain of his immediate survival. His longer-term survival—and that of the dogs to whom he now owed his life—was another story.

The next couple of days were hard for Culann. His pain lessened, but his injuries made challenges of even the simplest tasks. Alistair, Julia and Marty had lived in a room at the back of the bar, which Culann now claimed as his home. It was closer to Wal-Mart Jr. and the dock than Frank’s place. He kept supplies of water and food in his bedroom and on top of the bar. He’d fed the dogs a few bags of dog food, but knew the supply wouldn’t last much longer. Fortunately his rain-catchers had worked, so the dogs had water, at least for now.

He thought about a longer-term solution. The pipes coming out of each cabin slipped under the soil, so he couldn’t easily determine where they led. Eventually though, he found a water storage tank about a quarter-mile from the main road back behind McGillicuddy’s trailer. A large pipe coming out of it looked like it led down to the well.

There was also a spigot on the side. When Culann turned it on, water poured out onto the grass. He figured this was just what was left in the tank, but it was probably enough to make a difference until he found a way to get at the water below. He shut off the faucet and limped back to the shore.

Culann perched atop a barstool he’d dragged out onto the dock. He’d put in a full day’s work—or at least its equivalent since the sun still didn’t let him know whether it was day or night—so he smoked the last of Worner’s pre-rolled joints. It would probably be a good week before the pain lessened enough that he’d be able to sleep without marijuana. Worner had a couple of bags of dried weed in his shack, but Culann was going to have a hell of a time rolling joints with just his left hand. A little high already, he giggled at the notion that his continued survival depended on his ability to master the use of drug paraphernalia.

Fog still covered the water and obscured the sun. The fog seemed to be keeping people from coming to the island. Culann figured the orb had something to do with this.

It was as if the orb felt bad about all the carnage it had wrought and wanted to prevent any more. Or maybe it was Culann who was somehow creating the fog. But Culann didn’t know how long the fog would work. Sooner or later, people would row through it, and Culann would have to watch them die.

He glanced out at the water to where the orb rested beneath the surface. He thought about the Captain who’d been so sure he’d be able to control it. But to Culann, three decades spent obsessively scouring the seabed sounded more like the actions of a slave than a master. And why did the orb grant Culann the power over the dogs that saved his life? Culann had no illusion about his ability to control the orb. This thing was beyond human understanding, and perhaps it was the failure to admit this that drove the monk and the Captain to madness. It had given Culann the power to control the dogs and could perhaps give him further powers that would make survival on this island possible. But those powers would undoubtedly come at a cost. Culann resolved to let the orb be.

Alphonse licked Culann’s bare leg. He reached down and nestled his fingers in the thick fur atop the dog’s head. A handful of other dogs pressed forward for their turn.

Culann carefully lowered himself down to the dock and let the dogs envelop him.




Part V

THE SUN SETS







Diary of Culann Riordan, Day 18


I suppose it’s time for me to try to come to grips with why I’m here. I’ve had a lot of time to think about it lately. I’d say it comes down to a general weakness — I do what’s easy instead of what’s right. I drink instead of confronting my problems. Even now, I smoke dope to dull my physical pain, but this also keeps me from thinking about all of the things I’ve done.

My problem with the girls is… I still don’t quite know. I know enough about biology to know there’s nothing that unusual about being attracted to post-pubescent females who happen to be a little on the young side. But for some reason, I act on that attraction while just about every other civilized man in the world shows self-control. I wasn’t always like this.

I think it has something to do with being a teacher. I didn’t have these urges until I became responsible for other people’s children. It’s like my subconscious had to find a way to betray that responsibility…

No, that’s bullshit. I did this, not my subconscious. I’m a grown man and I acted consciously. I need to accept this responsibility and…what? How do I make amends for what I’ve done when I’m stuck on this island? I can take good care of the dogs, but that hardly seems proportionate. Besides, I was going to do my best with the dogs anyway (provided I can figure out a solution to the food situation). I need to somehow figure out a way to make things right with the universe, but that’s going to be hard when I have to struggle so hard just to stay alive. Self-preservation is a fundamentally selfish endeavor.







1


Culann sat on a stump on the island’s wooded western edge, gazing off to the horizon where the sky blushed with the first sunset he’d seen in six weeks. He sipped whiskey from the bottle while the dogs busied themselves urinating on the spruce trees surrounding them. Over the last month, Culann’s wounds had healed about as well as they were going to. His left kneecap had fused back together, though not exactly in the right shape. The leg could bear his weight as long as he walked with a cane he’d fashioned from a barstool leg. His right hand curled into a claw, but he could still use it.

He could even write, albeit sloppily, and had taken to keeping a journal in Alistair’s unused account ledgers. He figured it was a way to keep his mind sharp and ward off the insanity of isolation, at least for a time.

The color slowly bled from the sky to reveal the star-glittering blackness of night.

The return to diurnality reassured Culann, who’d feared the orb had permanently divorced him from nature in this fog-shrouded island. The setting sun told Culann that the world did indeed still turn. It also meant that winter would come.

Culann hadn’t seen a living thing die since the Captain had been devoured by the dogs. The power of the orb had kept humanity at bay. Culann had heard sounds and seen flashes of light from across the inlet, but his would-be visitors had undoubtedly been deterred by mechanical difficulties and the thick fog that suddenly appeared a half-mile from shore. Culann dreaded the day when some adventurous soul would row through the mystical barrier to certain death.

The dogs also worried Culann. They’d gone through almost all of the dog food he’d found at Wal-Mart Jr. He’d tried rationing, but the larger dogs shoved aside the smaller ones and ate their fill. Culann had to exert his control over the dogs to get them to share enough to keep them all alive. His own stock of food would keep him going through winter, but not if he shared any with this ravenous pack that grew less tame with each passing day. He was sickened with the thought that he’d have to kill some—most—of his only companions on Earth if any were to survive.

The return of night made him instantly tired. He would deal with the dog situation tomorrow. He finished the last of the whiskey and hobbled back to Alistair’s. When he was halfway there, a dog barked from behind him, then another, and then they all howled in unison. Culann turned back to investigate, stifling a yawn as he tottered through the forest.

When he reached the shore, he spied a light a hundred yards out. It danced up and down and then disappeared. The barking of the dogs echoed off the water. Culann ordered them to be quiet, and they complied. Culann heard the lapping of the waves, but no other sounds. He strained his eyes, focusing on where he’d last seen the light. The moon cast pale rays across the sea, revealing nothing.

“Hello?” a faint voice called out from the blackness.

Culann cleared his throat to reply. He hadn’t spoken to another human being in nearly a month. The dogs obeyed him whether he shouted or whispered, so he’d grown accustomed to speaking softly on the rare occasions he spoke at all.

“Stay away,” he shouted. “It is not safe for you here.”

“Please,” the unmistakably female voice replied, “help me.”

“I am trying to help you. Turn back now.”

“Please, everything went dead. My GPS won’t work, and I can’t see anything. If you don’t help me, I’m going to crash into a rock.”

All along Culann had feared visitors from the mainland arriving at the dock on the east side of the island. He hadn’t expected anyone to come from the open ocean to the west. He could just make out a small sailboat about hundred feet off shore. A slender figure leaned forward at the prow.

“This is your last chance,” Culann shouted. “Turn back before it’s too late. There’s a virus on this island.”

“A what?”

“A virus. Everyone is dead.”

“Please, sir,” the voice replied on the verge of tears, “don’t joke around. I’m going to die if you don’t help me.”

“You’ll die if I do.”

The waves inexorably drove the small craft to ruin. As it neared, the sailor came into view. She was petite, with curly hair that reached midway down her back. She wore a tight, long-sleeved t-shirt and high-cut shorts. She couldn’t have been older than sixteen.

“You’ve got to be kidding me,” Culann muttered.

“Do you have any lights?” she called out from about twenty feet away. “I can barely see the coastline.”

“I don’t have anything,” Culann replied. “The rocks are pretty bad on this side.

Turn right.”

“Starboard,” she corrected, making Pyrite’s sole survivor feel like a know-nothing greenhorn all over again.

He guided her along as best he could, which wasn’t very well. Her boat ground against some rocks neither of them could see. She let out a dainty curse.

“I’m going to have to swim to shore,” she said. “Do you have something to pull me up with?”

“I’ve got a cane. It’s only about three feet long.”

“I’ll bring a line with me and toss it up to you.”

She pulled her t-shirt over her head and stepped out of her shorts, revealing an athletic-cut bikini. Culann forced himself to look at the water. She dropped a white ring buoy into the water and slid into it. She kicked her way to the island until she reached the sloping slippery rocks that made up its western shore. A sheer cliff of about six feet separated the two of them. She threw a length of rope up to Culann. He reached out with his good left hand, but missed it. She gathered the line up and threw it again. He again missed the catch, but the rope landed on the ground at his feet. He scooped it up.

“Ah, hold on a second,” he replied. “I’m a bit injured. I better anchor this end first.”

He wrapped the end of the line around a tree trunk. He leaned back against the tree and set his good right leg. He gripped the rope with his left hand and clamped his clawed right hand behind the left.

“Okay, I am going to start pulling now.”

She couldn’t have weighed much more than a hundred pounds, but he was effectively pulling with just one arm and one leg. He pulled with his left arm, held the rope in place by gripping it overhand with his damaged right mitt, and then pulled again with the left. She pressed her bare feet against the slippery rockface and scaled the cliff.

When she reached the top, he grasped her hand and pulled her towards him. She tumbled forward, and the two fell to the ground, her soft skin pressed against his body. Her wet hair fell across his face. She smelled like cinnamon.

“Thanks,” she said with an appealing upturn of her lip.

He swallowed hard and then shoved her aside. He rolled to his belly and started pushing himself to his feet.

“Here, let me help you,” she said, sliding her thin arms around his waist.

“No,” Culann snapped, and she pulled away. He grabbed the trunk of the tree with his good hand and pulled himself up.

“Whoa, what’s with all the dogs?”

The pack churned forward to greet the newcomer. The dogs sniffed and licked and nudged so persistently that the girl nearly toppled back into the sea.

“Stay back,” Culann ordered, and the dogs halted.

“How many do you have?”

“There are forty-eight, although they really aren’t mine.”

“Whose are they?”

“They don’t belong to anyone anymore.”

She gave him a puzzled look but didn’t say anything more. He snatched up his cane and led her through the woods back to the once-inhabited part of the island.

“Thanks again for saving me,” she said as they walked. “It was so weird. All the electronics went dead at the same time. Must’ve been a short circuit or something. Do you know anything about electronics?”

Culann shook his head. He didn’t want to talk to this girl, this girl who tempted him with her nearly-naked body, this girl who would not be alive in twenty-four hours.

“Are you some kind of hermit?”

Culann smiled despite himself. He realized how he must look to her eyes: six weeks’ growth of beard, shaggy hair that reached his collar, limping along with the help of a jury-rigged cane which he gripped in a gnarled hand, and a policeman’s utility belt wrapped around his waist. He was thankful that his injuries had healed sufficiently that he could resume wearing normal clothes instead of simply cloaking himself in a grass-stained bedsheet.

“I guess so,” he said.

“Is that why you won’t look at me?”

“Come on,” Culann said. “Let’s get you some clothes.”




2


Culann was still alive, and he was confident in way that he hadn’t been with Constance and Schuler that he would continue to be alive, at least until winter hit. He was some sort of chosen one, although he had little faith in this Dog-God who’d done the choosing. He decided that this status had to have been earned, that it couldn’t have been just dumb luck that allowed him to survive when so many people, stronger people, were dead. He just didn’t know how he had earned it. He concluded that there must be some sort of cosmic Calvinism going on here, that he’d been born one of the elect and was only now discovering it. If that was the case, he needed to live a life, however short, of irresistible grace.

The girl emerged from Alistair’s bedroom wearing Julia’s bathrobe, which was far too large for her. Culann looked away from the exposed tanned skin of her neck and collarbones, and the brown curls that cascaded down her shoulders. He took a drink of club soda, having foresworn alcohol until the girl was gone.

“My name is Nereida, by the way.”

He nodded.

“Do you have a name?” she asked with a smile as she slid onto the barstool next to him.

“Culann.”

“That’s an interesting name. Does it mean anything?”

“It’s from Celtic mythology.”

“That’s cool,” she said, “My name comes from mythology, too.”

“I know.”

“I get it. You don’t like to talk. That’s why you live all by yourself out here.”

Culann nodded. It was simpler to have her think that he was some antisocial recluse than a man whose craving for a drink was surmounted only by his craving for her flawless young body. The less they spoke, the easier it would be for him to pretend she wasn’t there. Unfortunately, Nereida didn’t seem to care much for silence.

“Where did you get this bathrobe? Did you have a wife who died, and that’s why you’re a hermit?”

Culann couldn’t help but smile. “Yes, that’s it.”

“That’s really sweet.”

“Is it?”

“Oh, yeah. To be such a romantic that you can’t live a normal life without her.

She must have been very beautiful.”

“How old are you?” Culann asked.

“Thirteen.”

“Jesus Christ,” he said with a cough. “What were you doing out there all by yourself?”

“I’m trying to set the record for the youngest girl to sail solo around the world.

I’m doing a practice run from California to Alaska and back, and then next year I’m going for the record.”

“Are you serious?” Culann turned to face her. “What do your parents have to say about this?”

Nereida rolled her eyes as if she’d been asked this question a thousand times.

“My parents think kids are too overprotected nowadays. Everybody’s so afraid of child molesters and stuff that they hide their kids away and never give them the chance to grow up. If I can do this, I will accomplish more at fourteen than most people do in their entire lives.”

Her acorn-brown eyes sparkled when she spoke. She oozed ambition. Culann could see she was the type of person who was destined for greatness, if only she had more than one day to live. He shook his head.

“If you were my daughter, I’d never let you do anything so crazy. Think how awful your parents would feel if something happened to you.”

Culann’s words surprised him. For the first time in a long time, he’d forced himself to imagine how another person felt, to see the world through strangers’ eyes.

He’d stopped thinking about himself. Nereida stopped being some sea nymph sent to tempt him. She was a child, and he was again a teacher, a man entrusted with children and who was committed to shepherding them safely into adulthood. He needed to figure out a way to send her home to her family. Alive.




3


Culann and Nereida stood on the dock near Culann’s floating keg. The brief night had ended, and the sun again shone down upon them. Culann had ordered the dogs to stay ashore, so they stared impatiently at their master from land. Culann eased himself to a sitting position and removed his shoes and socks. He still wasn’t quite sure he could trust himself around Nereida, so he left his jeans and t-shirt on.

“What are you doing?” she asked for the third time.

“Just taking care of something,” he again replied.

Culann slid into the water, feeling the sharp cold devour him. If he stood on his tiptoes, he could just barely keep his mouth above the waterline. The water was too dark and salty for him to open his eyes underwater. He had a general idea where he’d thrown it, but feeling around the silty bottom with his toes was a hard way to find it.

“Can I at least help you with whatever you’re doing?” Nereida called down. “Not to be conceited or anything, but I think I’m a lot better swimmer than you.”

“No, stay there. This might be dangerous.”

“Dangerous? What are you doing?”

“Please be quiet. I need to concentrate.”

Nereida sighed and folded her arms across her chest. Culann shut his eyes and focused on the sand sliding over his toes. He narrowed his focus and felt the individual grains as he pressed his feet into the bottom. Then he concentrated on just one grain of sand at the end of his big toe.

“Where is it?” he whispered.

The grain of sand told him.

Culann hopped forward until his left foot struck the unmistakable surface of the orb. He took a breath and pushed himself beneath the surface, using his damaged limbs to propel to the bottom. He slid his good left hand under the orb and clamped down on it from above with his right. He strained against the water pressure above to wrest it from the seabed.

When his head broke the surface, Nereida had cast off Julia’s bathrobe and was preparing to dive into the water.

“Stay there,” Culann said with a gasp of exertion.

She scowled at him, but complied. He hopped back to the pier, just barely keeping his mouth above the surface, while cradling the orb to his belly. The extra weight slowed him down, and his eyes focused on Nereida’s undisguised expression of impatience as he made his way to her.

“What is it?” she asked.

“Just something I dropped. Now please stay back.”

He reached the pier, which stood a good two feet above the waterline. With one great surge, Culann kicked his legs and hefted the orb up and onto the pier before sliding back into the water.

“What is that thing?” Nereida asked, inching closer.

“Don’t touch it. I’ll be right up.”

With another surge, Culann shot up, grabbed the edge of the pier with his left hand, and pulled himself up so that his elbows rested on the planks while the rest of him dangled over the edge. He caught his breath for a few moments and then kicked with his legs and straightened his arms, but his right hand couldn’t bear the weight. He dropped back to his elbows and resumed dangling off the side.

“You need some help?” Nereida asked with a smirk.

“Yes,” Culann replied. “But please don’t touch the orb. I am not joking — it’s very dangerous.”

She cast a wary glance at the orb before crouching down and grabbing Culann under the right arm. He pushed with his left arm and kicked his legs while she pulled.

After a brief struggle, the two knelt on the deck, panting side by side over the orb.

“Now what?” she asked.

“I don’t know, but stay back.”

Culann sat before the orb as it rested on the dock. The symbols had once again changed. They’d formed into six stick-figures of dogs, like those seen in cave paintings, with triangular features emphasizing the teeth. He held his hands on each side like a fortune-teller with a crystal ball, massaging the ethereal etchings on its surface. Thick, gray clouds blew in from the sea, enveloping the sun. Nereida knelt a few feet away, craning to see what he was doing. Thunder rumbled all around them, and rain poured down. Culann focused all of his attention on his fingertips as they worked their way across the strange symbols covering the orb. After a few moments, he felt ten tiny jolts of electricity, one in each finger. The orb was listening. Culann just needed to figure out what to say.

“Okay,” he started, “let’s just get something straight off the bat. I’m not like the Captain.”

“Who’s the Captain?” Nereida asked. “What are you talking about?”

Culann ignored her and continued, “I am not trying to dominate you or harness your power. I just have a simple request.”

“Who are you talking to? Are you talking to that thing?”

“Please, I am begging you, don’t hurt her. Let her live.”

“Are you talking about me?” Nereida rose to her feet. “Are you some kind of fucking psycho?”

“Please,” Culann continued. “You spared me, you spared the dogs. Please, spare her. She is just a child. She has done nothing wrong. She is innocent.”

The electricity returned, stronger this time. It coursed through Culann’s fingers, up his arms, and into his brain. Pain drilled into the base of his skull and radiated through his head. Black amoebae swam through his eyes as if he’d stared too long at the sun. He gritted his teeth so hard pieces of enamel broke off his molars and fell into his dry throat.

The dogs bayed wildly from shore while Nereida’s fearful cries filled his ears.

The pain relented, and Culann hunched over the orb on the brink of unconsciousness. Nereida spun around and ran back to shore. She passed Alphonse midway down the dock. The dog continued towards Culann despite having been previously admonished to remain ashore with the other dogs who dutifully sat at the water’s edge. The dog stared with such intensity that Culann wondered if he was about to be eaten. The rain came down hard, slapping the deck with each drop. Alphonse stopped just before Culann, his eyes glowing like blue lightning, and opened his jaws.

“You would bargain with a god?” Alphonse growled.

“Holy shit.”

Alphonse bared his fangs but said nothing.

“You are the Dog-God?” Culann said after regaining his composure.

“I have many names. To the Egyptians I was Anubis, the jackal-headed king of the underworld. To the Greeks I was Cerberus, the guardian of the dead. The Aztecs called me Xolotl, bringer of lightning and death.”

“I am Culann Riordan, teacher of English.”

“I know who you are,” Alphonse snapped. “You want this child’s life. What have you to offer me in return?”

“Uh, my soul?”

“You must offer me something I do not already possess.”

“What do you want?”

Alphonse drew back his lips into a ferocious smile.

“I will tell you a story.”




4


“One of your philosophers once said ‘If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent Him.’”

“That was Voltaire,” Culann said.

Alphonse growled from deep in his belly. Lightning slashed across the sky behind him.

“Sorry, continue.”

“This Voltaire was right. The gods are a human invention, but that makes us no less real. My power is nevertheless nothing compared to the power of human imagination, which managed to turn matter into energy after all. Even I, whose faintest growl is thunder, whose panting creates hurricanes, whose bite rends the sky with lightning, can only marvel at the awesome displays of death your kind unleashed at Hiroshima, Nagasaki and Chernobyl. It is the power of human imagination that gave rise to me soon after your ancestors dropped from the trees and began stalking the savannah.

Even as they slew the beasts around them, these early hunters observed the remarkable physical abilities of the creatures around them. One day, an ancient hunter saw a pack of wolves in the distance. The pack chased an antelope into a copse of trees where another wolf lay in hiding. The hunter said in a long-forgotten tongue that he wished to be as cunning as that wolf. With this first prayer, I was born.

“With each prayer, I grew stronger. For millennia, I was worshipped by your kind. I birthed the storms, ruled the underworld, guarded the dead.

“And then came Moses and Jesus and Mohammed. The old gods began to fade.

We clung to the last vestiges of our power until Voltaire’s followers convinced the world that there were no gods at all. The flames of my fellows extinguished one by one. I endeavored to control my own destiny. I vested all of my power into an object and dropped it from the heavens. A man was to find it and wield its awesome power. The others would fear this man. They would pray—to me—for protection. My power would grow until I became again as I once was.

“But Fate toys with the destinies of gods as well as men. The orb landed in the middle of the jungle. An old monk found it and carried it back to his temple. The other monks succumbed to its power, but the finder is always spared. I offered him enough power to rule your world. He refused it. He lived alone in the jungle for nearly two centuries, surrounded by the bones of his brethren.

“And then your people brought your fantastic war machines to the wilderness. One came close enough that I was able to reach up and pluck from the sky a man who hungered for power. I drew him towards me. The young alpha overthrew the old. Finally the orb was in possession of one who would use it. He could have marched across the continents, sewing death and fulfilling my plan. But instead he took the orb into one of those machines. The orb contained my power as the Great Growler, Lord of Thunder, and the lightning caused the machine to fall. The orb sank into the sea.

“But this finder had caught the scent. He hunted and hunted until at last I was found by you. As before, the young alpha did battle with the old. Your victory was…surprising. I’d have preferred you to have been defeated.”

“But didn’t you allow me to win?” Culann asked. “You let me control the dogs.”

“You are both finders and you both possessed the power to control my children.

The other held them back, but my children cannot change their very nature. A dog is, above all, loyal. My children could not ignore the command of you who care for them.”

“So you didn’t choose me, and I didn’t choose you either. We’re stuck with each other.”

“For now.”

“What if I decide to row you back out and drop you in the middle of the ocean?

How long will it be until someone finds you then?”

“You threaten a god?”

“I’m not making threats. I’m negotiating.”

“I do not fear you, finder. You must offer me more.”

“Well, you’ve figured out by now that I’m more like the monk than the Captain. I’m not going to walk the Earth allowing you to kill enough people that the survivors start to worship you.”

“You will not be the last finder. My time will come.”

“But what if you don’t have to wait? What if I can get people to worship you now — without having to kill anyone?”

“How would you do this?”

“The girl can do it. She is about to accomplish a great feat. She will become famous. In our world, fame is more important than faith. We can make her your prophet. But only if you let her live.”

Alphonse stared up at Culann for a moment, the dog’s eyes crackling with electricity.

“I accept your terms, finder, but you must understand what is at stake. My powers protect you here. You can use them to keep your people away. If this girl is to live, you will lose those powers. You must face the justice of your people.”

Culann paused to consider this. He’d sought out this Alaskan adventure as a means of avoiding the consequences of his actions. He’d viewed the challenges he’d faced as a sort of substitute punishment, but the law was unlikely to see it that way. He could escape into this life of adventure, but would have to sacrifice Nereida to do it. To save her, he would have to rejoin the world and be held to account for what he’d done.

“It’s a deal,” Culann said. “My freedom for her life.”




5


Culann found Nereida on the western edge of the island, where her boat had grounded. Rain continued to bombard the island. The dogs shivered behind him.

Alphonse, now back to normal, wedged his bulk up against a tree in the vain hope of keeping dry.

Nereida stood at the water’s edge, staring out to sea with her hands on her hips.

She’d left Julia’s bathroom on the pier, so she wore only her swimming suit. She glanced over her shoulder at Culann’s approach.

“Leave me alone, weirdo.”

“Sorry I freaked you out back there. I’ve been out here by myself for a while and I’m not used to talking to people.”

“Just leave me alone.”

“I will. All I want to do it is help you get off the island so I can go back to being a weird hermit.”

She turned to face him. “How can you help me? You don’t know anything about sailing or electronics.”

“That’s true,” he said with a smile. “Are you religious?”

“I’m Catholic,” she replied, her eyes narrowing. “What’s that got to do with anything?”

“Do you know about St. Christopher?”

“He’s the patron saint of travelers.”

“Right,” Culann said. “And you are a traveler in trouble. I may not be able to fix your boat, but St. Christopher can help you.”

Nereida stared at him for a moment. The rain poured down her face as she took stock of Culann’s words.

“It doesn’t work that way,” she said. “Saints aren’t genies — you can’t ask them to grant wishes. They just give you the strength to do things for yourself.”

“True enough. So why not ask him for strength?”

“Fine, I’ll pray to God for the strength to get out of this mess.”

“No, not to God,” Culann said. “You have a traveler’s problem. You need to ask St. Christopher for help.”

She rolled her eyes as if she’d grown weary indulging the suddenly-pious hermit with whom she was trapped.

“Here,” Culann said. “Take this.”

He reached into his pocket and drew forth a picture he’d cut out of one of Worner’s books. It was a medieval representation of St. Christopher, shown as a man with the head of a dog. Culann had sealed it in a ziplock baggie to keep it dry. He limped over to Nereida and pressed the picture into her hand. She squinted at it.

“Why does he look like a dog?”

“In the Middle Ages, people had a greater sense of the fantastic. Some people believed in a race of dog-men and that St. Christopher was one of them. But I think it works more like a metaphor. St. Christopher was as loyal and obedient to God as a dog is to its master. Also, as the patron saint of travelers, St. Christopher is like a guide dog who can lead people through danger. So people imagined him as a dog because he had these positive qualities that reminded people of dogs.”

“Whatever,” she said. “So you want me to take this picture and ask St. Christopher for help.”

“What can it hurt?”

“If I do it, will you leave me alone so I can figure out how to get my boat working?”

“You have my word,” he said, placing his hand over his heart.

“Fine.” She held the picture up in mock reverence. “Dear St. Christopher, please help me get off this island. Thanks.”

“Not like that,” Culann said. “You have to take this seriously, or it won’t work.”

“I think I’ve wasted enough time on you. Now leave me alone like you promised.”

Culann saw her acquiescence slipping away and with it her life. He needed to be more persuasive.

“Dogs,” he said, “line up.”

The dogs snapped to attention and trotted over. Twelve dogs stood abreast in front of Nereida in a perfect line. Twelve more lined up behind them, followed by two other ranks. All of their eyes trained on Nereida.

“Growl,” Culann commanded.

As one, the dogs growled. The collective rumbling drowned out the sounds of the rain and the waves. Lightning lit up the sky on all sides of the island. Nereida stepped back, tripped over a root and fell backwards. She sat on the ground, staring open-mouthed at the dogs.

“Look at the picture and ask St. Christopher for help,” Culann said before turning and heading back to Alistair’s. The dogs broke ranks and followed after him.

After Culann had walked about a hundred feet, the rain stopped and the sun shone down on him. He stopped and scratched Alphonse behind the ears.

“Thank you,” he said.




6


Nereida had asked for help from a particularly-canine St. Christopher, and she’d received it. The storm cleared, allowing her to swim back out to her boat. A gentle wind blew her to the mainland where she was able to replace her damaged electronic equipment. She sailed home to her parents, safe and sound.

Back on the island, the orb had disappeared. The dogs continued to regard Culann with affection, but they no longer obeyed his commands. The fog that had blanketed the island was gone. A trio of police boats soon motored across the water. They encountered no strange weather or mechanical difficulties.

The ensuing investigation made national news. Forty-six people were dead, and Culann was the only suspect. When questioned, Culann answered truthfully, which led many to suspect he’d be found not guilty by reason of insanity. In the end, prosecutors declined to charge him with the murders he was widely suspected of committing due to lack of evidence. Culann agreed to plead guilty to charges of drug possession and corpse desecration in Alaska as well as statutory rape in Illinois on the condition that all the dogs of Pyrite were given good homes.

The following summer, Nereida became the youngest girl to sail around the world. She was photographed holding the picture of the dog-faced St. Christopher, and she credited the patron saint of travelers for her achievement. She’d of course seen the media coverage of the lunatic captured on a remote island in the Bering Sea. Of all the bizarre stories she’d heard, she knew her experiences with him were the most outlandish of all. Though she pitied him for the unkind things the world was saying about him, she knew that telling her story wouldn’t do him any good, so she kept it to herself.

Culann smiled in his bright-orange prison jumpsuit as he watched the news coverage of Nereida’s impressive achievement. He would bear the privations and indignities of his incarceration and its aftermath with the sense of pride that he had finally done the right thing. With each of Nereida’s many remarkable public successes that would follow, Culann would again smile from a distance.




Credits


Edited by Jimmie Ford & Etienne DeForest

Cover art by ‘Pseudo Manitou’

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